The STSSTSS Conference. The Sea to Shining Sea to Shining Sea Conference.
Or The EWNSMand EB Conference. The East, West, North, South, Midwest and Everything in Between Conference.
Or The WTAC Conference. The We Take Any Comer Conference.
Or the #BegHarder Conference.
Or the KMABCUMSPWV Conference. The Kiss My *ss BCU, Miami, Syaracuse, Pitt, WV conference.
Or The Geographical Monstrosity Conference.
Or The WOTSBWWFOTJ Conference. The We're Only This Small Because We're Waiting For Oxford to Join Conference.