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Deepster said:
As the legend Kenny Rogers once said, "you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em".

Rolling Rocks? Dead.
Wings? Dead.
Senhor? Charlie Sheen? Been there, done that.

I thought long and hard about it and this place just isn't the same place it was back then. Way too many new people, way too many people disinterested in shaming, sig lines, posting pics/gifs, etc. It was embarrassing and a waste of time to try and force feed it the last couple years and the fact is, it was an epic era that's in the rear view window.

You have people openly picking when we'll lose this tournament, including people publicly saying it'll be against #15 seed Furman.

And here's the thing. It's fine. Write your amazing haikus and say DOOOOOOMED all you want. That must be the trick if those are the only things we do for good luck nowadays.
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It might help if you were to get hit by a truck sometime between now and Thursday 10 PM.
 
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Deepster said:
If it helped us win a 7th title, I'd jump in front of the truck.
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Well, you don't know until you try.

For what it's worth, if you do, in your eulogy, I will say Deepster, you may have been an ass hat, but you died well.
 
My mojo was watching all the tournament games in 22/23 and 23/24 with a friend who went to UConn on my couch. Now he’s at law school, so I can’t do that. Gotta figure out something new.
 
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Wow. Since you took over the Mojo steering wheel, you've come up with me being an asshat, cutting off my hand and hoping I die.

Very creative stuff! We may as well plan the parade right now!
 
temery said:
Only if I can change your name to "Mr. Hand" for the rest of the tournament.
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Maybe we can work with this. Ties to Maui victories past.
fast times at ridgemont high mr hand GIF
 
Deepster said:
Wow. Since you took over the Mojo steering wheel, you've come up with me being an asshat, cutting off my hand and hoping I die.

Very creative stuff! We may as well plan the parade right now!
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Lol, there hasn't been a hand on the wheel for years since you shat all over the process consistently and unrelentingly, during the postseason, and during the year. Nobody dubbed you an ass hat you earned that title all on your own. So you might as well run with it. Consider adding it beneath your avatar or to your signature. It's the least you can do. Alternatively, you can just "Shut up, because you're an ass hat."
 
I had forgotten about the guy who invited the BY for a BBQ,. ghosted, and then later came out he got hit by a truck. Insane.

Didn't we have someone here come out of a coma and casually ask for recruiting updates?
 
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We’ve all seen this movie before. Deep “retires”. After we look good the first weekend, he elbows his way to the front, and declares his “throw a wet blanket on everything anti-mojo” was actually the new mojo and our success is all due to him.

He might be right. Who knows?

Just make sure to look for and embrace the mojo wherever you find it. We all need to do our part
 
CL82 said:
Lol, there hasn't been a hand on the wheel for years since you shat all over the process consistently and unrelentingly, during the postseason, and during the year. Nobody dubbed you an ass hat you earned that title all on your own. So you might as well run with it. Consider adding it beneath your avatar or to your signature. It's the least you can do. Alternatively, you can just "Shut up, because you're an ass hat."
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Well, I'm going to bow out of any future convos about this from this point on.

Best of luck to you. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
 
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Deepster said:
Have at it, gramps. It's all yours. I'm just an ageist lump of negativity, more interested in my next numbing vice, and reserving the right to randomly weigh in with unhelpful divisive crap, curmudgeonly odes to my former self, and a chance to take credit for anything good that happens. I'm a 2020s asshat now, and don't you forget it.
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Fixed it for you.
 
Deepster said:
Well, I'm going to bow out of any future convos about this from this point on.

Best of luck to you. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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Lol, I always love how you run away from the judgeship whenever our postseason success seems less likely, but then, after an initial run, you hop back on board.

To be clear, I'm taking over nothing. I'm just calling you out for being such an ass hat about Mojo. That's an annual tradition. But I absolutely look forward to you, shutting up, because you are an ass hat.

For what it's worth, I look forward to reading about you in the newspaper. Do the right thing Deep.
 
prankster said:
Deepster is out....once again.

Last time he pulled this crappie, there was the ongoing effort. But then he( Deepster) defiantly rose back up from the dead to claim, somehow, that his abdication wasn't really an abdication, or some other weak asht.

Anyway, iI tried then to get it done.

And I have the hanger picked out, and the sentence at the ready.

If Deepster can keep his yap shut ( A massively huge "if") we can get this Mojo train going....

But...there has to be the will to succeed!
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I'm behind you 100% Judge Prankster.

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(Just remember it's 1) nominations, 2) trial, and then 3) sentencing. You can't shortcut the mojo!)
 
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