Mojo issue: Dream Jobbed Edition

[CL82]

Is that professional medical advice?

It is not because...

I am not a doctor and have no medical expertise whatsoever. The quoted text and link above is provided for informational purposes only and is not advocating any action. The decision to whether or not to pour hot sauce, catsup and or red food coloring in your eyes should only be made after consultation with competent medical professionals, a psych consult might not be a bad idea either.

 

[Waquoit]

When I was in high school, a kid sold tickets to watch him jump off the Putnam Bridge and he only charged $20. Sold 5 tickets and went and jumped. If this guy doesn't go through with it...

 

[Deepster]

I mean that’s a wonderful gesture . But that’s not the only piper you need to pay. You’re talking to an idiot who choked down Turkey and ketchup sandwiches for the tournament.

Drank horse piss rolling rock.

bit a raw potato.

it goes on forever.

You offered yourself to the mojo gods, they require full settlements of accountability.



get it done.

or ruin our season . You don’t want to be that guy.

I mean, there have been other people who decided to screw with the Mojo.
Funny thing about that though is they're no longer here.

 

[CL82]

When I was in high school, a kid sold tickets to watch him jump off the Putnam Bridge and he only charged $20. Sold 5 tickets and went and jumped. If this guy doesn't go through with it...

Were that guy's initials WP?

 

[Waquoit]

Was that guys intials WP?

Why yes, he was BP to me.

 

[CL82]

Why yes, he was BP to me.

He was a crazy Emeffer.

 

[prankster]

Sure we do. It clearly requires following through on the ironic reverse anti mojo promise. There is no welchin on this board, well, at least not for anyone who has a shred of honor and self-respect.

Well....that winnows things down to a pretty small cohort.

 

[CL82]

Well....that winnows things down to a pretty small cohort.

Functional word there was “shred”. To be honest I think most guys on the board would honor a bet. It’s few and far between the people who with welch.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Can I do push-ups instead?

 

[Deepster]

Can I do push-ups instead?

You do the # of pushups that we score tonight in a 24 hr period and you're good with me.

p.s. - Throw in a donation to that hot sauce ticket thingy too.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

You do the # of pushups that we score tonight in a 24 hr period and you're good with me.

p.s. - Throw in a donation to that hot sauce ticket thingy too.

Thank god they took the last 3 minutes off

 

[Deepster]

Thank god they took the last 3 minutes off

You are on the honor system. 73 pushups by this time tomorrow.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

You do the # of pushups that we score tonight in a 24 hr period and you're good with me.

p.s. - Throw in another donation to that hot sauce ticket thingy too.

FIFY

And, while I have no say, Dogmania had to write haiku. The haiku thread is growing and getting better each game, including the Judge's contribution today. I extend the invitation to join in to @Dream Jobbed 2.0, and anyone/everyone else.

XLCenterFan
Did you lose your bet tonight?
Time to grow mojo

 

[8893]

You do the # of pushups that we score tonight in a 24 hr period and you're good with me.

p.s. - Throw in a donation to that hot sauce ticket thingy too.

You are on the honor system. 73 pushups by this time tomorrow.

The Judge is showing mercy?

What is going on here?!?

 

[formerlurker]

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I paid my due and I wasn’t out there getting my pocket picked all day