Mojo issue: Dream Jobbed Edition

[CL82]

If any of these 3: Jackson, Akok, Bouknight ever play another minute of UConn basketball I’ll pour a whole bottle of Frank’s into my eyes.

I mean it’s tough to advocate having someone blind themselves for Mojo, and yet this is a pretty clear and unequivocal statement. How should we handle this?

 

[Deepster]

I think it’s pretty clear he needs to “pour a whole bottle of Frank’s” into his eyes.

 

[CTBasketball]

Well this is a great find. I’m intrigued let me know when the zoom meeting is.

 

[8893]

I mean it’s tough to advocate having someone blame themselves for Mojo, and yet this is a pretty clear in an equivocal statement. How should we handle this?

I think you meant “clear and unequivocal”

 

[8893]

I think it’s pretty clear he needs to “pour a whole bottle of Frank’s” into his eyes.

I think that’s a fair interpretation, Judge.

But I would note that his wording leaves open to your discretion an interpretation that would require a whole bottle for each of them, meaning two through yesterday and likely one more after Tuesday.

I would also respectfully suggest that you might require video proof.

 

[formerlurker]

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

You guys know nothing of ironic reverse anti-mojo.

 

[CL82]

You guys know nothing of ironic reverse anti-mojo.

Sure we do. It clearly requires following through on the ironic reverse anti mojo promise. There is no welchin on this board, well, at least not for anyone who has a shred of honor and self-respect.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

 

[Deepster]

I think that’s a fair interpretation, Judge.

But I would note that his wording leaves open to your discretion an interpretation that would require a whole bottle for each of them, meaning two through yesterday and likely one more after Tuesday.

I would also respectfully suggest that you might require video proof.

I’m good with one bottle. If he wants to split it by some arbitrary percentage in each eye? That’s up to him.

But make no mistake. If we lose our next game, his Yard life ain’t gonna be pretty.

 

[8893]

I’m good with one bottle. If he wants to split it by some arbitrary percentage in each eye? That’s up to him.

But make no mistake. If we lose our next game, his Yard life ain’t gonna be pretty.

Solomonic wisdom. As usual.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Well this is a great find. I’m intrigued let me know when the zoom meeting is.

Behold the power of Bookmark, and note who Liked it.

 

[UCDaveD]

Hot sauce in the eyes or ban.

 

[imno1]

in before DJ2.0 claims his account was hacked or he has others posting for him

 

[Deepster]

I don't mean to press the issue, but.....when are we getting the video of this hot sauce in the eyes thingy?

 

[CL82]

A study published in the journal Investigative Ophthalmology & Visual Science found no long-term damage to the protective corneal tissue of the eye from a single exposure to capsaicin, though it is possible that repeated exposure can cause degradation and long-lasting changes to cornea sensitivity.*

*CL82 is not a doctor and has no medical expertise whatsoever. The quoted text and link above is provided for informational purposes only and is not advocating any action. The decision to whether or not to pour hot sauce in your eyes should be made after consultation with competent medical professionals.

 

[Stinger92860]

A yard sponsored zoom call and everyone attending donates $25 to the Husky Ticket Project. Economic hardship cases should be reviewed and considered. I’m good for 25.

 

[Austin316]

Accountability at its finest

 

[August_West]

I mean this has to be done.

 

[8893]

@Dream Jobbed 2.0

 

[Chin Diesel]

Do we need at least one witness to make sure he doesn't swap out the hot sauce with water and food coloring, or watered down catsup?

 

[Deepster]

Do we need at least one witness to make sure he doesn't swap out the hot sauce with water and food coloring, or watered down catsup?

Crack the seal or it ain't real.

 

[August_West]

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I mean that’s a wonderful gesture . But that’s not the only piper you need to pay. You’re talking to an idiot who choked down Turkey and ketchup sandwiches for the tournament.

Drank horse piss rolling rock.

bit a raw potato.

it goes on forever.

You offered yourself to the mojo gods, they require full settlements of accountability.



get it done.

or ruin our season . You don’t want to be that guy.

 

[CL82]

Do we need at least one witness to make sure he doesn't swap out the hot sauce with water and food coloring, or watered down catsup?

Lol, because pouring catsup or food coloring into your eyes would be so much better...

 

[8893]

Lol, because pouring catsup or food coloring into your eyes would be so much better...

Is that professional medical advice?

 

[CL82]

Is that professional medical advice?

It is not because...

I am not a doctor and have no medical expertise whatsoever. The quoted text and link above is provided for informational purposes only and is not advocating any action. The decision to whether or not to pour hot sauce, catsup and or red food coloring in your eyes should only be made after consultation with competent medical professionals, a psych consult might not be a bad idea either.

 

[Waquoit]

When I was in high school, a kid sold tickets to watch him jump off the Putnam Bridge and he only charged $20. Sold 5 tickets and went and jumped. If this guy doesn't go through with it...

 

[Deepster]

I mean that’s a wonderful gesture . But that’s not the only piper you need to pay. You’re talking to an idiot who choked down Turkey and ketchup sandwiches for the tournament.

Drank horse piss rolling rock.

bit a raw potato.

it goes on forever.

You offered yourself to the mojo gods, they require full settlements of accountability.



get it done.

or ruin our season . You don’t want to be that guy.

I mean, there have been other people who decided to screw with the Mojo.
Funny thing about that though is they're no longer here.

 

[CL82]

When I was in high school, a kid sold tickets to watch him jump off the Putnam Bridge and he only charged $20. Sold 5 tickets and went and jumped. If this guy doesn't go through with it...

Were that guy's initials WP?

 

[Waquoit]

Was that guys intials WP?

Why yes, he was BP to me.