Massively Off Topic - Bidets

[RuffRuff]

Who’s got one? Basic or enhanced? Who’s used one but can’t do it? Who’s gone to one and now can’t live without?

Maybe you went to Europe and felt that much hygienically refreshed and now are a lifelong bidet-er. Let’s hear it.

I personally love them.

 

[HooperScooper]

Baby wipes aren't flushable

 

[Icehawk]

Love mine but even in Florida wish I had gone for a model with heating because... uh, yeah. Next time for sure.

Wipes are narsty man.

 

[CL82]

I just can't get into the idea of anything going up my backside.

Perhaps you shouldn't sit that far back?

 

[CL82]

Cosign

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Just the idea of touching controls that someone else has touched while pooping kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

 

[Deepster]

Just the idea of touching controls that someone else has touched while pooping kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

It's not like you're using one in a bathroom at O'Hare. Mine is in my master bathroom. Lighten up.

 

[RuffRuff]

Just the idea of touching controls that someone else has touched while pooping kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

If used properly there really shouldn’t be much to worry about. You’re touching the seat and handle aren’t you?

It’s not like you’re running your fingers through your crack after you deposit, you rinse it off and then dry. If anything it keeps everything cleaner.

 

[RuffRuff]

Perhaps you shouldn't sit that far back?

Hooper is the kinda guy that rides his bike with no seat and only a post, comfortably.

 

[HooperScooper]

Hooper is the kinda guy that rides his bike with no seat and only a post, comfortably.

So if I use a bidet the post would be cleaner?

We need the season to start. Tomorrow. I know you like to post about 50 times a day but you didn't have to come up with a topic like this just to give you something to post about.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Cosign

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When you get the model that has the built-in hair dryer option???? Oh my!!! Tickles the taint.

 

[Flipside]

Flashback to Rob & Big

 

[Devland]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

 

[RuffRuff]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

It’s strengthening your adaptive immune system. Dogs eat each others poo for the same reason. You’re good.

 

[RuffRuff]

When you get the model that has the built-in hair dryer option???? Oh my!!! Tickles the taint.


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You need the one with the automatic tampon remover for your wife. Just don’t hit the button by accident when you’re on.

 

[uconn13]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

“Ingesting other people’s fecal matter”
Beg pardon, but can that not also be applicable to reading the boneyard?

 

[RuffRuff]

So if I use a bidet the post would be cleaner?

We need the season to start. Tomorrow. I know you like to post about 50 times a day but you didn't have to come up with a topic like this just to give you something to post about.

Don’t pretend you don’t love it. You probably wonder where I am when I go dark. You’re like that girl who pretends she doesn’t love the attention then when she doesn’t get it, she’s sexting you.

 

[CL82]

It's not like you're using one in a bathroom at O'Hare. Mine is in my master bathroom. Lighten up.

Well, to be honest, the idea of using yours also disgusts me.

 

[HooperScooper]

Don’t pretend you don’t love it. You probably wonder where I am when I go dark. You’re like that girl who pretends she doesn’t love the attention then when she doesn’t get it, she’s sexting you.

 

[CL82]

If used properly there really shouldn’t be much to worry about. You’re touching the seat and handle aren’t you?

It’s not like you’re running your fingers through your crack after you deposit, you rinse it off and then dry. If anything it keeps everything cleaner.

Yeah, I hear you, but still...

 

[CL82]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

No, you are just inhaling them.

(I do close the lid before flushing at home.)

 

[Vowelguy]

Exhibit A for why UConn won't get in the SEC or B12 or B10.

 

[RuffRuff]

Exhibit A for why UConn won't get in the SEC or B12 or B10.

True - we need to start using outhouses to get in.

 

[Vowelguy]

True - we need to start using outhouses to get in.

Finally someone who gets it.

 

[Deepster]

Well, to be honest, the idea of using yours also disgusts me.

Doesn’t make a bit of difference to me, pal. Enjoy smearing your feces all over yourself.

 

[JakeTheDog]

The package says flushable, but talk to a plumber or a wastewater technician and you will hear horror stories about what those things will do to a septic system.

 

[StllH8L8ner]

I’m laughing so hard at some of these comments my eyes are watering. This place can turn any simple, fairly innocuous subject into personal conflicts and I’m here for it.

 

[gtcam]

I’m laughing so hard at some of these comments my eyes are watering. This place can turn any simple, fairly innocuous subject into personal conflicts and I’m here for it.

same here
Love it

 

[UCan3]

My question is:

Great concept, great innovation… but finding someone who will install one seems like it’s nearly impossible. You have to have electrical to the one i want plus a water line it’s quite complicated apparently. Do you need electrician and a plumber? $$$$

Any tips?

 

[Chin Diesel]

You need the one with the automatic tampon remover for your wife. Just don’t hit the button by accident when you’re on.

Mrs. Diesel took it from the front last month in Tokyo for the first time. The nurse in her immediately came out and stated these toilets would wipe out a good portion of UTI's for women.

 

[Gurleyman]

We have had a Toto washlet for maybe 10 years.

See - and just like that we are back on topic. Toto had Connecticut connections - the Porcaro brothers grew up in Hartford.