Massively Off Topic - Bidets

[RuffRuff]

Who’s got one? Basic or enhanced? Who’s used one but can’t do it? Who’s gone to one and now can’t live without?

Maybe you went to Europe and felt that much hygienically refreshed and now are a lifelong bidet-er. Let’s hear it.

I personally love them.

 

[Flipside]

Having recently returned from a trip to Japan, the Toto toilets with the sest warmers and burbling music are life affirming.
It's the highlight of any trip to Japan.

Cosign

 

[Edward Sargent]

Baby wipes aren't flushable

 

[Jaydumo20]

If it ever caught on here, half the country would call it a buhdette.
I mean, the vast majority still say
sherBERT!

SherBERT?????
Expresso?
Dee- Troyt???

 

[Scud49]

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Looks like a seat in some lunar launch vehicle.

 

[RuffRuff]

Looks like a seat in some lunar launch vehicle.

Thing looks like it was made for Darth Vader dumps

 

[HooperScooper]

Baby wipes aren't flushable

 

[Icehawk]

Love mine but even in Florida wish I had gone for a model with heating because... uh, yeah. Next time for sure.

Wipes are narsty man.

 

[CL82]

I just can't get into the idea of anything going up my backside.

Perhaps you shouldn't sit that far back?

 

[CL82]

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Just the idea of touching controls that someone else has touched while pooping kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

 

[Deepster]

Just the idea of touching controls that someone else has touched while pooping kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

It's not like you're using one in a bathroom at O'Hare. Mine is in my master bathroom. Lighten up.

 

[RuffRuff]

Just the idea of touching controls that someone else has touched while pooping kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

If used properly there really shouldn’t be much to worry about. You’re touching the seat and handle aren’t you?

It’s not like you’re running your fingers through your crack after you deposit, you rinse it off and then dry. If anything it keeps everything cleaner.

 

[RuffRuff]

Perhaps you shouldn't sit that far back?

Hooper is the kinda guy that rides his bike with no seat and only a post, comfortably.

 

[HooperScooper]

Hooper is the kinda guy that rides his bike with no seat and only a post, comfortably.

So if I use a bidet the post would be cleaner?

We need the season to start. Tomorrow. I know you like to post about 50 times a day but you didn't have to come up with a topic like this just to give you something to post about.

 

[Chin Diesel]

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When you get the model that has the built-in hair dryer option???? Oh my!!! Tickles the taint.

 

[Flipside]

Flashback to Rob & Big

 

[Devland]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

 

[RuffRuff]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

It’s strengthening your adaptive immune system. Dogs eat each others poo for the same reason. You’re good.

 

[RuffRuff]

When you get the model that has the built-in hair dryer option???? Oh my!!! Tickles the taint.


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You need the one with the automatic tampon remover for your wife. Just don’t hit the button by accident when you’re on.

 

[uconn13]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

“Ingesting other people’s fecal matter”
Beg pardon, but can that not also be applicable to reading the boneyard?

 

[RuffRuff]

So if I use a bidet the post would be cleaner?

We need the season to start. Tomorrow. I know you like to post about 50 times a day but you didn't have to come up with a topic like this just to give you something to post about.

Don’t pretend you don’t love it. You probably wonder where I am when I go dark. You’re like that girl who pretends she doesn’t love the attention then when she doesn’t get it, she’s sexting you.

 

[CL82]

It's not like you're using one in a bathroom at O'Hare. Mine is in my master bathroom. Lighten up.

Well, to be honest, the idea of using yours also disgusts me.

 

[HooperScooper]

Don’t pretend you don’t love it. You probably wonder where I am when I go dark. You’re like that girl who pretends she doesn’t love the attention then when she doesn’t get it, she’s sexting you.

 

[CL82]

If used properly there really shouldn’t be much to worry about. You’re touching the seat and handle aren’t you?

It’s not like you’re running your fingers through your crack after you deposit, you rinse it off and then dry. If anything it keeps everything cleaner.

Yeah, I hear you, but still...

 

[CL82]

Here's food for thought. I have seen a few different place stating you should close the lid before flushing because tiny bits of fecal matter goes airborn and you inhale it. Very few public toilets have lids. Does this mean i am injesting other peoples fecal matter when using a publc toilet?

No, you are just inhaling them.

(I do close the lid before flushing at home.)