Mardi Gras Game Day Haiku

[Hans Sprungfeld]

don't pronounce it
it just serves to link him
quoting is better

don't pronounce it (4)
it just serves to link him (6)
What a mojo mess

If I see it, then
I subvocalize it, or
I say it aloud

That guides me re "@"
And more so with the Fri word
Your mileage varies

Ambiguity
Is disruptive to haiku
One man's opinion

Gotta step away
I've made my opinions known
Someone else can count

 

[Big Cranky]

No more arguing
Our mojo is suffering
"Why can't we be friends"

Why can't we be friends
Providence will lose today
Please sing it with me!

 

[Dove]

F5in' all day?
In the end we suit up dawgs!!
Now, don't touch your face.

 

[8893]

No more arguing
Our mojo is suffering
"Why can't we be friends"

Why can't we be friends
Providence will lose today
Please sing it with me!

It is ironic
The song "Why Can't We Be Friends"
Is from band named "War"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

intimidating
unassailability.
annihilation.

bark. woof woof, woof woof.
growl. woof woof, woof woof, woof woof.
howl. woof woof, woof woof.

 

[Ewekon]

Friars are chicken
Spell check didn't get the pun
Wasn't a good one

Doctor John, Nevilles,
And Preservation Hall Band,
Give Friars the Blues

A street named Bourbon
A drink called the Hurricane
Drunk Huskies still dunk

 

[JakeTheDog]

Andre throws the lob
Bouknight elevates and slams
Friars tuck and run

 

[Ewekon]

In the Big Easy
Cochon butchered is Pee Cee
Dogs are gourmets too

 

[8893]

In the Big Easy
Cochon butchered is Pee Cee
Dogs are gourmets too

But Cochon Butcher
Is one of the best places
For great sandwiches

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

But Cochon Butcher
Is one of the best places
For sandwiches, ever

Don't claim sandwiches
Is only 2 syllables
Please, I'm begging you

 

[Waquoit]

I hate Providence
Laissez le bon temps rouler
All over their heads

 

[8893]

Don't claim sandwiches
Is only 2 syllables
Please, I'm begging you

Started with "sandwich"
Then changed and did not check it
Count twice, post once--doh!

 

[HuskyHawk]

To help Hans stay sane
Saving mojo with Friars
I changed the first line

 

[mussels]

UConn down today
PC will get it going
Same outcome as last...

You support PC
but respect the Haiku rules
so thank you for that

 

[Vancat]

Now full strength Huskies
will wipe the floor of the grease
left by the Fryers

 

[Deepster]

That stupid moron
Better hot sauce up his eyes
The Judge won't forget.

 

[TerryBoyz]

Today is the day
For all UConn b-ball fans
Cheer a bouk return

 

[8893]

To help Han's stay sane
Saving mojo with Friars
I changed the first line

I applaud your fix
But your misplaced possessive
May make him more nuts

 

[TerryBoyz]

Long overdue bouk
Will there be a penalty?
Is mArch madness gone?

 

[Jorgensen]

Ed Cooley is good.
But Dan Hurley is better.
Bouk is back - watch out!

 

[billybud]

The month is half gone
it is time to do or die
because march is nigh

 

[8893]

@billybud please fix
Your first line: "February"
Has four syllables

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I applaud your fix
But your misplaced possessive
May make him more nuts

LOL funny
Would've worked for Han, solo
See what I did there?

The gesture touched me
But for the mojo not me
Strong it's running here

 

[DALTX]

Bouk a di Beppo
Friars have the kid's menu
Huskies, lasagna

 

[billybud]

@billybud please fix
Your first line: "February"
Has four syllables

fixed....and also an Alabama version for my yank friends...

febrey be half gone

it be tom to do or dah

iffen you to dance