Mardi Gras Game Day Haiku

[Ewekon]

Friars are chicken
Spell check didn't get the pun
Wasn't a good one

Doctor John, Nevilles,
And Preservation Hall Band,
Give Friars the Blues

A street named Bourbon
A drink called the Hurricane
Drunk Huskies still dunk

 

[JakeTheDog]

Andre throws the lob
Bouknight elevates and slams
Friars tuck and run

 

[Ewekon]

In the Big Easy
Cochon butchered is Pee Cee
Dogs are gourmets too

 

[8893]

In the Big Easy
Cochon butchered is Pee Cee
Dogs are gourmets too

But Cochon Butcher
Is one of the best places
For great sandwiches

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

But Cochon Butcher
Is one of the best places
For sandwiches, ever

Don't claim sandwiches
Is only 2 syllables
Please, I'm begging you

 

[Waquoit]

I hate Providence
Laissez le bon temps rouler
All over their heads

 

[8893]

Don't claim sandwiches
Is only 2 syllables
Please, I'm begging you

Started with "sandwich"
Then changed and did not check it
Count twice, post once--doh!

 

[HuskyHawk]

To help Hans stay sane
Saving mojo with Friars
I changed the first line

 

[mussels]

UConn down today
PC will get it going
Same outcome as last...

You support PC
but respect the Haiku rules
so thank you for that

 

[Vancat]

Now full strength Huskies
will wipe the floor of the grease
left by the Fryers

 

[Deepster]

That stupid moron
Better hot sauce up his eyes
The Judge won't forget.

 

[TerryBoyz]

Today is the day
For all UConn b-ball fans
Cheer a bouk return

 

[8893]

To help Han's stay sane
Saving mojo with Friars
I changed the first line

I applaud your fix
But your misplaced possessive
May make him more nuts

 

[TerryBoyz]

Long overdue bouk
Will there be a penalty?
Is mArch madness gone?

 

[Jorgensen]

Ed Cooley is good.
But Dan Hurley is better.
Bouk is back - watch out!

 

[billybud]

The month is half gone
it is time to do or die
because march is nigh

 

[8893]

@billybud please fix
Your first line: "February"
Has four syllables

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I applaud your fix
But your misplaced possessive
May make him more nuts

LOL funny
Would've worked for Han, solo
See what I did there?

The gesture touched me
But for the mojo not me
Strong it's running here

 

[DALTX]

Bouk a di Beppo
Friars have the kid's menu
Huskies, lasagna

 

[billybud]

@billybud please fix
Your first line: "February"
Has four syllables

fixed....and also an Alabama version for my yank friends...

febrey be half gone

it be tom to do or dah

iffen you to dance

 

[billybud]

bouk moves in silence

like the G in lasagna

I'm going all in

 

[Ewekon]

UConn mardi gras
Storrs, not Commander's Palace
Huskies hate Toulouse

Last haiku today
For there is a game to play
Bouknight. Tonight. Yay.

 

[jayteeman]

What do Friars do?
A Bouk slap on the noggin?
Or Akok in oil?

I say turn it up
Press till the heat burns their pride
And their heads go flat