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Man swallowed by a Whale

Well that was freaking awesome. He survived with only "soft tissue damage." The same guy was also aboard a plane that crashed in the jungle that killed everyone but him. He survived with only "soft tissue damage." Hmm does that remind anyone else of this movie:

 
CL82 said:
Well that was freaking awesome. He survived with only "soft tissue damage." The same guy was also aboard a plane that crashed in the jungle that killed everyone but him. He survived with only "soft tissue damage." Hmm does that remind anyone else of this movie:

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One of my favorite movies.
 
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As I get older I have less and less tolerance for dishonesty. From others and from myself. One thing age teaches you is that you can't bull shit a bullshitter. That's probably why I like to hammer down on our local bathroom attendant.

That being said, I feel the need to tell the truth.

A whale is a mammal? I honestly don't know if I knew that or if I should blame myself, Danbury public schools, UCONN or the kid who delivers weed to me.
 
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uconntoatl said:
Humpbacks don't have teeth. Throat the size of grapefruit.
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I’m aware. But it was smart enough to know it had a person, surfaced with him rapidly per reports.
 
HuskyHawk said:
I’m aware. But it was smart enough to know it had a person, surfaced with him rapidly per reports.
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Or it’s easier to shake stuff out of its mouth on the surface rather than underwater.
 
uconntoatl said:
Humpbacks don't have teeth. Throat the size of grapefruit.
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That's what @Brochacho said.

michael scott ok GIF
 
CL82 said:
Or it’s easier to shake stuff out of its mouth on the surface rather than underwater.
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Maybe. But I wouldn’t underestimate their intelligence. That guy is nuts anyway, diving where he does. Even off Race Point. I’m not going in the water off Race Point beyond waist deep.
 
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formerlurker said:
As I get older I have less and less tolerance for dishonesty. From others and from myself. One thing age teaches you is that you can't bull a bullshitter. That's probably why I like to hammer down on our local bathroom attendant.

That being said, I feel the need to tell the truth.

A whale is a mammal? I honestly don't know if I knew that or if I should blame myself, Danbury public schools, UCONN or the kid who delivers weed to me.
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"Everyone appreciates your honesty until you're honest with them...Then you're an a*****le".. George Carlin
 
formerlurker said:
A whale is a mammal? I honestly don't know if I knew that or if I should blame myself, Danbury public schools, UCONN or the kid who delivers weed to me.
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I bet the kid who delivers weed knows.

Never watched any Jacques Cousteau, eh?

I'd love to explain the platypus to you, but I think you'll need a couple drinks first :cool:
 
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This guy survived a plane crash 20 years ago.

What's next for him?

Doesn't seem like the kind of guy who will stay home and see the world through virtual reality equipment.

Will he surf in shark infested waters or bungee jump?

Not too old for adventure.
 
storrsroars said:
I bet the kid who delivers weed knows.

Never watched any Jacques Cousteau, eh?

I'd love to explain the platypus to you, but I think you'll need a couple drinks first :cool:
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I LOVED Jacques Cousteau as a kid! I think it was on right before or after the Muppet Show early Saturday evenings. Which is why I'm leaning towards outsourcing the blame to the kid who delivers me high quality medical supplies the same day if I order before 4:20PM.

"I'd love to explain the platypus to you, but I think you'll need a couple drinks first
:cool:
"- I'm stealing this one.
 
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