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Lord Penfield demands a hanging

Dumpster being in “Nashville”. Convenient alibi, but investigators have revealed he is indeed in Buffalo, sporting his favorite attire.

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Penfield said:
Brother @Deepster . You honor me by passing me your mojo torch. I applaud your wisdom and courage to step down at your peak. But I fear you will soon regret this decision. This reminds me of when James A. Calhoun retired just as season loomed and named his own successor. This can only end just as badly, but first we must squeeze the final mojo juices from you.

You see Deepster as many have so plainly seen, there is only one yarder worthy of punishment this year. To sentence anyone else would at best be ignored by the mojo gods and at worst anger them greatly.

It must be you Deepster. Only you can right what you’ve wronged. But what are we to do with you? What punishment could possibly fit your crime? Your stature? I’ve pondered it thoroughly. It is clear.

You see to the novice, Mojo is seen as luck. Something that is bestowed at random, not earned with proper sacrifice and commitment.

It is your lack of commitment brother Deepster that has driven the Mojo from our ranks and into the hands of the unworthy.
I’m sure that you fully see the error of your ways but haven’t been able to come to terms with it. You ignore the student section full of Kelly Green. You ignore Ed Cooley proclaiming himself a Leprechaun.
Do you not see the Mojo choosing your most hated program to smite you?

No Brother Deepster, you see it. And you know what you must do.

To truly stoke the Mojo flames, the punished must sacrifice in a way that truly pains them. And so you pain you must endure.

As my 1st decree as the 2nd curator of the Mojo, I hereby sentence you to root for the Providence Friars so long as UConn continues to play in 2022.

You shall change your Profile Picture to Ed Cooley. If FriarJ posts, you are to like it. You are to preview the Providence North Dakota State game with glowing optimism for the friars. Should they fall? You are to lament the loss and look forward to next year. When a post mentions Adama Sanogo you must tell us why Nate Watson is better. Explain why Ken Pomeroy is a nitwit. Tell us how Justin Manaya was robbed of DPOY. Tim Welsh was a better Coach than Jim Calhoun? You better write up a post and explain why.

Go forth now Brother Deepster and serve your time well. Return the Mojo where it belongs. Godspeed and may the luck of the Friarish be with you
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At least his team is still playing! @Deepster
 
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Penfield said:
Might have to hang up the robe and gavel
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Coulda gone diff'rent
Your mistake was sucking up
He's still milking it

Said opposite, but
Disrespected the mojo
Mixed the messages

Undermined it too
Ego, hubris, alcohol
Living in the past

Last minute, "I'm out"
Said it wasn't about him.
Who here saw "all in"?

Pumping his legend,
protecting his status, and
saying, "Not my fault."

Enab'lers galore
He had his cake; ate it too
Many complicit

Prankster wasn't fooled
Just mocked, bullied, and ignored
By cocky coward

Still taking credit
And would do so either way
That's how he built it

Abdication and
pedestal and escape hatch
Hiding in plain sight

He had a great run
And briefly acknowledged 'twas
merely a "channel"

Couldn't leave it there
Ultimately undone by
Insecurity

Power corrupts, and
absolute power corrupts,
yep, absolutely

Decried long gone fun
Like an old clique's gatekeeper
(Maybe unaware)

All things must pass
Better days will surely come
Thanks for your service
 
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