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[Kibitzer]

Where did you find printer paper soft enough not to cut you?

After 20 years in the Army I have a hard ass.

 

[JS]

Where are you, Burt Reynolds,
when we need you?

 

[meyers7]

The fact the guy submitted a bio about as long as the article should tell you a lot.

I was just gonna make a similar comment.

He just needs to learn a big lesson in humility.

Talk about someone who needs to learn about humility. What a freaking idiot.

 

[meyers7]

The guy sounds like someone who is still pissed off the North won the Civil War. As Bugs Bunny might say - "What a maroon".

 

[SallyH]

Some people scour the Internet looking for insults; others read transcripts of pressers. Whatever. Here's a cranky-pants' column on Geno.

Randy Smith: Congratulations Geno: But Think Again, Chattanoogan

Anybody catch the "whop-sided loss"? Could this guy possibly be that crass?

 

[doggydaddy]

After 20 years in the Army I have a hard ass.

Or a numb one...!!!

 

[bruinbball]

I bet this guys pisses into the wind just to tell everyone he was in a monsoon.

 

[CL82]

Someone help me out. Why, exactly we generate an extra 30 hits for this guy? (Well 29 really. Based on the comments I didn't bother.)

 

[amory]

His premise is flawed, anyway. Geno was calling Pat Summitt the greatest women's basketball coach of all time, and said that tying her record put him in the same category. I'm not entirely sure how you can argue with that.

 

[CL82]

After 20 years in the Army I have a hard ass.

Bragger.

 

[Suebird10fan]

I put it down for my dog and he refused to use it.

I "liked" this comment Icebear, which might have been the wrong thing to do, since I absolutely LOVED it!

This guy takes Geno to task for a comment that virtually every national commentator described as gracious. Black is white. Up is down.

But let's have some sympathy for the folks in Lady Vol land. It's tough times, no doubt about it.

 

[OneTrickPony]

I was just gonna make a similar comment.

He just needs to learn a big lesson in humility.

Rooting for UTenn against UCONN during this decade will provide just the tonic needed...

 

[meyers7]

His premise is flawed, anyway. Geno was calling Pat Summitt the greatest women's basketball coach of all time, and said that tying her record put him in the same category. I'm not entirely sure how you can argue with that.

You pretty much have to be from Tennessee.

 

[slimmer56]

He is just a jealous windbag twisting words around so all the local Vol fans will love him and keep him in a job ! And yeah Nan... his Bio was as long as his story.
Way to go UCONN !

 

[alexrgct]

Geno couldn't win a title without Breanna Stewart, Maya Moore, Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird, or Rebecca Lobo.

And Pat couldn't win one without Candace Parker, Chamique Holdsclaw, Daedra Charles, or Bridgette Gordon.

See how silly that sounds?

 

[ctfjr]

Not worth commenting on.
In fact, Nan, you owe me the minute I wasted reading it.

I agree! This is a classic, "who cares what this homer says?"

 

[FairView]

"He is the perfect antithesis of everything that Coach Summitt represents to the people of Tennessee. He is the Darth Vader to Pat’s Luke Skywalker."

Apparently, in Tennessee, Darth Vader wins at the end of the Star Wars' trilogy.

His Darth Vader/Luke Skywalker analogy begs the question, "Pat, who's your daddy?"

 

[huskiemaniac]

Anybody catch the "whop-sided loss"? Could this guy possibly be that crass?

Yeah, why am I not surprised?

 

[willie99]

what a comedian

and especially love the fact that Geno lacks class while Pat is nothing but class. I think her trumped up complaints to the NCAA about Geno just doesn't reconcile with such thinking

and canceling the biggest series in WCBB wasn't good for the sport

 

[Gurleyman]

My favorite whop-sided final was 2000. UConn and Tennessee had split two close ones in the regular season - the final was supposed to be anyone's game.

Oh what a clinic it turned out to be. Find yourself a copy of that game if you want to see some whop.

 

[Dove]

In the early 90s this guy probably wrote notes to Vol recruits (hello Chamiqua!) telling them that Geno only plays white kids.

 

[wallman]

Well, look at it this way, if TN doesn't win in the next 4 years, what will they say then?

 

[DobbsRover2]

Anybody catch the "whop-sided loss"? Could this guy possibly be that crass?

Not sure about crass, but a google search does not pull up any other spellings of "wop-sided" (i.e. lopsided) that way. I guess the term originated to convey the sense of being whacked (whopped) so hard you go all wobbly. So you gotta say he's original. And here I thought he was just ordinary Summitt gas station toilet scum.

 

[meganmatthews]

Obviously the blog was written tongue-in-cheek. Please tell me that it was tongue-in-cheek. Because if it wasn't, it will go down as the dumbest blog I have ever read. (And I have read some dumb ones.) The blog has actually affected my health. I recently took an I.Q. test, and the examiner said I have actually become dumber just by reading that blog. I'm speechless. Me. Megan. Speechless. Think about it!

 

[CL82]

what a comedian

and especially love the fact that Geno lacks class while Pat is nothing but class. I think her trumped up complaints to the NCAA about Geno just doesn't reconcile with such thinking

and canceling the biggest series in WCBB wasn't good for the sport

...and yet ironically, it was good for UConn. Karma's funny like that.