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KW's vertical is not human

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So on Instagram, KW posted a video of himself coming within centimeters of touching the top of the vertical leap measuring stick. I took a screenshot of it, and I couldn't get him at his peak. My pic shows him on his way down and not as close to the top. But you can check his ig to see the video.

I then made a very scientific scale to try to figure out how high KW got on that leap and here is my conclusion: he is not human. See below for the results.

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Great. Since he's 50% taller than the 10 ft regulation hoop, we've got the first 15' tall human. Never mind his vertical leap, he'll be a great rim protector, also our entry passes for dunks will be incontestable. I pity Calipari and Coach K when it comes time to defend this monster.
 
Love the analysis! Does anyone know if they still have the "And 1 Mountain Dew Code Red Tour"?
 
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There was a guy in Danbury when I played there who could touch the rim with his foot. He was massively athletic and super flexible. Really crazy to see.
 
Kenny11 said:
So on Instagram, KW posted a video of himself coming within centimeters of touching the top of the vertical leap measuring stick. I took a screenshot of it, and I couldn't get him at his peak. My pic shows him on his way down and not as close to the top. But you can check his ig to see the video.

I then made a very scientific scale to try to figure out how high KW got on that leap and here is my conclusion: he is not human. See below for the results.

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Love your work. Love the kid's insta handle.

Can't wait to see this kid on sportscenter top 10. And I don't even watch sportscenter.
 
/r/theydidthemath

Oh wait. I'm not on that website.
 
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Let's see: who could the starting 4/5 at the center court jump ball circle be????
 
Kenny11 said:
So on Instagram, KW posted a video of himself coming within centimeters of touching the top of the vertical leap measuring stick. I took a screenshot of it, and I couldn't get him at his peak. My pic shows him on his way down and not as close to the top. But you can check his ig to see the video.

I then made a very scientific scale to try to figure out how high KW got on that leap and here is my conclusion: he is not human. See below for the results.

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Other than an impressive vertical from what little ive read on him he doesnt seem to do much else. Its like an impotent man having a 15" penis impressive but doesnt really help much.
 
MervthePurvis said:
He was also like 6' tall. You didn't play football in Danbury around the late 80's early 90's did you?
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Yes, he was just about 6' tall, but not much more, if any. Sick athleticism.
I played basket, base, and foot ball circa 1985, all JV, and was pretty good at baseball, terrible at basketball, and useless as a wide receiver on a team with a 5'5 QB who couldn't throw the ball 20 yards. Gave up all sports after I got my first GF. :)
 
TheChamps990411 said:
Other than an impressive vertical from what little ive read on him he doesnt seem to do much else. Its like an impotent man having a 15" penis impressive but doesnt really help much.
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Yes. It's just like that. What a perfect simile. Brilliant.
Hey, I know, maybe he can use that beast to slap you silly.
 
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MadDogRevival said:
Yes, he was just about 6' tall, but not much more, if any. Sick athleticism.
I played basket, base, and foot ball circa 1985, all JV, and was pretty good at baseball, terrible at basketball, and useless as a wide receiver on a team with a 5'5 QB who couldn't throw the ball 20 yards. Gave up all sports after I got my first GF. :)
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Qb- bobby evans
 
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