KW's vertical is not human

[Kenny11]

So on Instagram, KW posted a video of himself coming within centimeters of touching the top of the vertical leap measuring stick. I took a screenshot of it, and I couldn't get him at his peak. My pic shows him on his way down and not as close to the top. But you can check his ig to see the video.

I then made a very scientific scale to try to figure out how high KW got on that leap and here is my conclusion: he is not human. See below for the results.

 

[pj]

Great. Since he's 50% taller than the 10 ft regulation hoop, we've got the first 15' tall human. Never mind his vertical leap, he'll be a great rim protector, also our entry passes for dunks will be incontestable. I pity Calipari and Coach K when it comes time to defend this monster.

 

[PAHusky]

Y'all need Jesus.

 

[Ant3411]

So he can touch his nuts to the rim? Now that's impressive.

 

[EDouble]

Love the analysis! Does anyone know if they still have the "And 1 Mountain Dew Code Red Tour"?

 

[Chief00]

Yes he has an awesome vertical leap - now back to basketball for the non casual fans.

 

[nomar]

Yes he has an awesome vertical leap - now back to basketball for the non casual fans.

WE REAL FANS WANT SOME VIDS OF FREE THROW DRILLS!!!!!!!!

 

[August_West]

Can he set a screen?

 

[MadDogRevival]

There was a guy in Danbury when I played there who could touch the rim with his foot. He was massively athletic and super flexible. Really crazy to see.

 

[intlzncster]

So on Instagram, KW posted a video of himself coming within centimeters of touching the top of the vertical leap measuring stick. I took a screenshot of it, and I couldn't get him at his peak. My pic shows him on his way down and not as close to the top. But you can check his ig to see the video.

I then made a very scientific scale to try to figure out how high KW got on that leap and here is my conclusion: he is not human. See below for the results.

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Love your work. Love the kid's insta handle.

Can't wait to see this kid on sportscenter top 10. And I don't even watch sportscenter.

 

[NowInStorrs]

/r/theydidthemath

Oh wait. I'm not on that website.

 

[uconnfan68]

There was a guy in Danbury when I played there who could touch the rim with his foot. He was massively athletic and super flexible. Really crazy to see.

I've done that... climbing down.

 

[puppygenius]

So I guess it's safe to say you didn't mean Kemba Walker. The real KW, KDubb, KWalk, EZPass

 

[Rocktheworld]

 

[Kemba429]

Thought this was Kemba for a second lol

(From the title)

 

[AdamaNation]

There was a guy in Danbury when I played there who could touch the rim with his foot. He was massively athletic and super flexible. Really crazy to see.

Was it June Nash

 

[MadDogRevival]

Was it June Nash

I didn't want to drop a name, but yes, yes it was.
What a great name.

 

[AdamaNation]

I didn't want to drop a name, but yes, yes it was.
What a great name.

He was also like 6' tall. You didn't play football in Danbury around the late 80's early 90's did you?

 

[sledog]

Let's see: who could the starting 4/5 at the center court jump ball circle be????

 

[formerlurker]

There was a guy in Danbury when I played there who could touch the rim with his foot. He was massively athletic and super flexible. Really crazy to see.

June Nash.

 

[Jaker]

How is he at handing out water??

 

[TheChamps990411]

So on Instagram, KW posted a video of himself coming within centimeters of touching the top of the vertical leap measuring stick. I took a screenshot of it, and I couldn't get him at his peak. My pic shows him on his way down and not as close to the top. But you can check his ig to see the video.

I then made a very scientific scale to try to figure out how high KW got on that leap and here is my conclusion: he is not human. See below for the results.

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Other than an impressive vertical from what little ive read on him he doesnt seem to do much else. Its like an impotent man having a 15" penis impressive but doesnt really help much.

 

[MadDogRevival]

He was also like 6' tall. You didn't play football in Danbury around the late 80's early 90's did you?

Yes, he was just about 6' tall, but not much more, if any. Sick athleticism.
I played basket, base, and foot ball circa 1985, all JV, and was pretty good at baseball, terrible at basketball, and useless as a wide receiver on a team with a 5'5 QB who couldn't throw the ball 20 yards. Gave up all sports after I got my first GF.

 

[MadDogRevival]

Other than an impressive vertical from what little ive read on him he doesnt seem to do much else. Its like an impotent man having a 15" penis impressive but doesnt really help much.

Yes. It's just like that. What a perfect simile. Brilliant.
Hey, I know, maybe he can use that beast to slap you silly.

 

[AdamaNation]

Yes, he was just about 6' tall, but not much more, if any. Sick athleticism.
I played basket, base, and foot ball circa 1985, all JV, and was pretty good at baseball, terrible at basketball, and useless as a wide receiver on a team with a 5'5 QB who couldn't throw the ball 20 yards. Gave up all sports after I got my first GF.

Qb- bobby evans