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Kibitzer Memorial BadAss Award

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Tough call tonight.
The one with the floor burns?
The one playing 26 minutes (above her average) with broken fingers and face?
The shady one doing her usual?
The bench sharp shooter shooting sharply?
The low minute post who got our first OB and 50% of our second chance points? 😎

Too hard a choice for me!
 
Kayleigh leads the nation in floor burns! She also had 13 pts on 6/10 shooting plus 2 rebounds, 4 assists, 4 steals and a block....BADASS!!!
I was thinking while watching, if you see someone on the floor fighting for the ball, it’s Kayleigh or Ashlynn. I think each did it at least twice tonight.
 
A team with nary a dud
makes BA Awards clear as mud.
But sipping spritzer,
I give my Kibitzer
to blue blood and glue-stud A. Fudd.
Up the court quick as a flash
her shorts are sometimes a bit of a rash
we watch her game stats mount up
and she's usually there at clean-up
so no one deserves it more than Ash.
 
In the absence of the South American wrecking ball, Heckel continues to hold up that standard!
 
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My badass award goes to Allie. Honable mention goes to Ashlyn and Kayleigh. All 3 are really stepping up and showing out. They are so fun to watch.
 
My* rule of Badassery:

In determining the game's badass....
There Can Be Only One Highlander GIF


For last night's game that one is Kayleigh Heckel. Coming off the bench and delivering 13 points, 2 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 steals is very definitely badass. She was everywhere.

*Kibitzer did expressly allow multiple BA awards, thanks to @jaundicedeye for reminding me of this.
 
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Many of you are forgetting Kibitzer's primary rule of Badassery:

In determining the game's badass....
There Can Be Only One Highlander GIF


For last night's game that one is Kayleigh Heckel. Coming off the bench and delivering 13 points, 2 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 steals is very definitely badass. She was everywhere.

CL82, there can be more than one BA. I refer you to a transcription of Kibitzer's 2016 post:

{Kibitzer, October 13, 2016

The season is almost upon us, so get ready to identify our individual badass huskies from game to game. A little refresh a course for old ‘yarders and orientation for our newbies.

  1. A BY bad ass award is never based on dirty play, poor sportsmanship, (including flopping), selfish play, and other such traits.
  2. Stats are not the criterion. High score may not* earn this unique BY recognition.
  3. No honorable mentions, butMultiple awards are sometimes OK.
  4. What really counts is tenacity, delivery in the clutch and, most of all, play that breaks the opponents spirit… Causing dagger in the heart, shoulder slumping effect.
  5. Sanaya was a bad ass versus Maryland for that killer Trey late. Pulido for that shot. Swing cash for her smack down of Doug Gottlieb.
  6. We never lost a game last year. I’m not comfortable honoring a bad ass. Should we (ever) lose.
  7. and oh yeah, Stewie earned the most BA awards and only one player earned none.}
*in this case "may not" means "not necessarily", not prohibited (my edit).

I think it would be helpful if TonyC would note Kibitzer's criteria for the BA Award at the beginning of each of his post-game Award postings to eliminate confusion.
 
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CL82, there can be more than one BA. I refer you to a transcription of Kibitzer's 2016 post:

{Kibitzer, October 13, 2016

The season is almost upon us, so get ready to identify our individual badass huskies from game to game. A little refresh a course for old ‘yarders and orientation for our newbies.

  1. ABY bad ass award is never based on dirty play, poor sportsmanship, (including flopping), selfish play, and other such traits.
  2. Stats are not the criterion. High score may not* earn this unique BY recognition.
  3. No honorable mentions, butMultiple awards are sometimes OK.
  4. What really counts is tenacity, delivery in the clutch and, most of all, play that breaks the opponents spirit… Causing dagger in the heart, shoulder slumping effect.
  5. Sanaya was a bad ass versus Maryland for that killer Trey late. Pulido for that shot. Swing cash for her smack down of Doug Gottlieb.
  6. We never lost a game last year. I’m not comfortable honoring a bad ass. Should we (ever) lose.
  7. and oh yeah, Stewie earned the most BA awards and only one player earned none.}
*in this case "may not" means "not necessarily", not prohibited (my edit).

I think it would be helpful if TonyC would note Kibitzer's criteria for the BA Award at the beginning of each of his post-game Award postings to eliminate confusion.
Looks like I "misremembered" that.😕

Paramount Network Beth Dutton GIF by Yellowstone
 
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