Kelly Schumacher still going strong!

[Icebear]

Have they no shame?

No, we're very proud of what God has created.

 

[cohenzone]

No, we're very proud of what God has created.

Your congregation must be a site to behold. (Not sure about in the US, but in Europe, women can't go into Catholic cathedrals with bare arms. More or less the same as Geno's tattoo rule.).

 

[Icebear]

Your congregation must be a site to behold. (Not sure about in the US, but in Europe, women can't go into Catholic cathedrals with bare arms. More or less the same as Geno's tattoo rule.).

You should see how they react to naked polar bears at worship.

 

[cohenzone]

You should see how they react to naked polar bears at worship.

Attendance up or down? By polar bears, I mean. What with global warming, they are looking for safe havens everywhere.

 

[vtcwbuff]

I think the dress code has been relaxed a bit - except perhaps for St Peters. There is also a difference between tourist churches and local churches. My understanding - bare arms are OK, bare shoulders less so.

 

[meyers7]

Attendance up or down? By polar bears, I mean. What with global warming, they are looking for safe havens everywhere.

I think around here, Bi-polar bears might be more accurate.

 

[cohenzone]

I think the dress code has been relaxed a bit - except perhaps for St Peters. There is also a difference between tourist churches and local churches. My understanding - bare arms are OK, bare shoulders less so.

Yeah, everyone know that tourists with bare arms are especially likely to be devil worshipers. The shawls they hand out at St. Peter's are grungy. My guess is that Kelly Schumacher in a bikini doesn't get into St. Peter's. She is stuck with Icebear's congregation. (BTW, climbing to the top of the dome in St. Peter's is cool, but not for people with bad hearts or Chris Christie's soon to be former build. Narrow in there. )

 

[Icebear]

Yeah, everyone know that tourists with bare arms are especially likely to be devil worshipers. The shawls they hand out at St. Peter's are grungy. My guess is that Kelly Schumacher in a bikini doesn't get into St. Peter's. She is stuck with Icebear's congregation. (BTW, climbing to the top of the dome in St. Peter's is cool, but not for people with bad hearts or Chris Christie's soon to be former build. Narrow in there. )

I think around here, Bi-polar bears might be more accurate.

We're willing through our arms open to all Huskies.

We would gladly welcome Bi-polar bears, as well as, all LGT bears. I would like to state, however, that me and the Mrs. are strictly hetero bears.

 

[vtcwbuff]

" Yeah, everyone know that tourists with bare arms are especially likely to be devil worshipers."

Whatever the dress requirements at St Peter's - its their church. If a person doesn't wish to comply, they don't have to enter.

 

[cohenzone]

" Yeah, everyone know that tourists with bare arms are especially likely to be devil worshipers."

Whatever the dress requirements at St Peter's - its their church. If a person doesn't wish to comply, they don't have to enter.

Never said otherwise. But imposing a dress code on only women and the wardrobe cost that implies is interesting.

 

[meyers7]

We're willing through our arms open to all Huskies.

We would gladly welcome Bi-polar bears, as well as, all LGT bears. I would like to state, however, that me and the Mrs. are strictly hetero bears.

But swingers I'm betting.

 

[Icebear]

But swingers I'm betting.

Nah, no opposable thumbs to grab the rope.

 

[pinotbear]

Always like a good John Anderson song - "Swingin'" isn't one of my favorites, although it's one of his bigger hits. Here's another good 'un..

 

[meyers7]

Nah, no opposable thumbs to grab the rope.

Ropes? As in ropes, whips and chains? Oh my, you surprised even me.

 

[cohenzone]

Ropes? As in ropes, whips and chains? Oh my, you surprised even me.

This whole thread is getting to be bearly tolerable.

 

[Icebear]

Ropes? As in ropes, whips and chains? Oh my, you surprised even me.

Your mind is warped. I said bears can't use ropes or anything else for that matter because we have no opposable thumbs. This is unlike our temperament which can be opposing and imposing, too.

 

[vtcwbuff]

" . . . imposing a dress code on only women . . ."

You must have missed the sign. The dress code is enforced for men and women. Next time you visit wear a tank top and shorts and see if you can get past the attendants.

 

[alexrgct]

Kelly Schumacher may still be going strong...but this thread is not.

 

[meyers7]

Your mind is warped.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[DaddyChoc]

Didn't want to come off as too much of a perv hunting down bikini shots.

Figured this one wasn't too bad, looked like an ad.

hahahahaha thats why no one did it... didnt want to be labeled the "BY Perv"