Kansas Haiku

[HuskyBoi]

The Cheating Jayhawks
Stampeded by Dan's Huskies
Here we go UConn

 

[Dove]

Prediction Outrage!
Husky Bigs Ride Pine Early
Lucky Dan Places!

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[FfldCntyFan]

Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed.
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed.
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed.

 

[SouleMan]

Nineteen ninety-five
Hearing radio broadcast crushed
Today TV Kong

 

[UCLJ0211]

Checked the thread to see
The haikus have gone downhill
It’s Five, Seven, Five!

But I have to ask
What’s a jayhawk anyways?
A nice husky treat

 

[huskyjawz]

Thomas Frank's book asks
"What's the Matter with Kansas?"
Answer: UConn Hoops!

 

[DALTX]

Remember '16
There will be Self reflection
Last two champs showcase

 

[Madmannsucks]

Uconn can take this
Even in Allen Field House
I can't wait to watch.

 

[Kolumbo]

UConn leaves a mark
Go ahead and stamp the name
Ray Allen Fieldhouse

Out of conference
That makes a big difference
Double digits, woof!

 

[Leebo]

犬たちが
竜巻ごとく
破壊する

 

[bendm]

Double Dickinson
They have no 3 point shooters
First to sixty wins

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

** Artistic license (something Dick Vitale may have said)

Started oh so well
But then this explanation
Wasn't in haiku

The blue-blood vampire
Hiding in Phog wont save you
Husky fangs aim to feed

Skating on thin ice
With line one's "2 or 3?" word
But then line three: Yikes!

We will watch the game
Huskies score ten more win big
Allen Fieldhouse so sad.

Line three Oops again
And it didn't have to be
"Allen Fieldhouse sad"

Nineteen ninety-five
Hearing radio broadcast crushed
Today TV Kong

Nineteen ninety-five
Radio broadcast crushed me
(Hiding in plain sight)

犬たちが
竜巻ごとく
破壊する

If you verify
Then all I can do is trust
that you know better

Prediction Outrage!
Husky Bigs Ride Pine Early
Lucky Dan Places!

You stoke the mojo
To counteract the miscounts
And now it's game time!

 

[SouleMan]

Started oh so well
But then this explanation
Wasn't in haiku


Skating on thin ice
With line one's "2 or 3?" word
But then line three: Yikes!

Line three Oops again
And it didn't have to be
"Allen Fieldhouse sad"

Nineteen ninety-five
Radio broadcast crushed me
(Hiding in plain sight)


If you verify
Then all I can do is trust
that you know better

You stoke the mojo
To counteract the miscounts
And now it's game time!

Appreciate you
But crushed counts as only one
Poetry not math

 

[Leebo]

If you verify
Then all I can do is trust
that you know better

i-nu-ta-chi ga (5)
ta-tsu-ma-ki go-to-ku (7)
ha-ka-i su-ru (5)

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Nineteen ninety-five
Hearing radio broadcast crushed
Today TV Kong

A sincere request:
Please count Line 2 syllables
I can't count seven

 

[SouleMan]

A sincere request:
Please count Line 2 syllables
I can't count seven

Showing why needed
Did not count radio three
Too late for mojo

 

[Son of Robert]

Prediction Outrage!
Husky Bigs Ride Pine Early
Lucky Dan Places!

Lucky Dan places
is from the movie 'The Sting'
always a good watch

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Showing why needed
Did not count radio three
Too late for mojo

Why is it three here?
Too clever by a half, or
just trying too hard?