Kansas Haiku

[RedDog]

Wilt famously said,
He had ten thousand lovers.
Now KU is f—cked!

 

[Jorgensen]

Hurley versus Self
The last two champs will face off
Huskies by fifteen

Needed shooting guard
Did not get Nick Timberlake
Spencer way better

 

[drayenob]

Rock Chalk Jayhawk.....what?
Huskies take over the phog
Bye bye Dorothy

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Jayhawks and Huskies
I suspect a close dog fight
And the dogs will win

 

[Dove]

When Huskies team up
to use a can of whoop-ass,
no place like Kansas.

 

[Chosen]

Big game has arrived
We will somehow find a win
Just hit those free throws

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Battle of big boys.
We’ve got heart in the heartland.
Phog lifts in Kansas.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

We're the tornado
Kansas, no courage, no heart
Huskies reign in Oz

 

[XLCenterFan]

Today is the day
Jayhawks become our road kill
Nation on alert

 

[Waquoit]

Job 1 for Lew at
KU was to pull tix from
Phog Allen's grandson

 

[Son of Robert]

Nine o'clock matchup
"This is the 'Big Time' baby" **
final four preview?

** Artistic license (something Dick Vitale may have said)

 

[B1GEast]

Bill Self is a cheat
That UConn easily beats
Huskies get the win

 

[OkaForPrez]

…call me new money
…have no class…hell if I care
…here to get my cash

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Top five tilt teed up
"Clingan" will be a household
Name after this one

 

[xclamations]

A canon event
Huskies clear out the phog house
Tornado alley

 

[RedStickHusky]

The blue-blood vampire
Hiding in Phog wont save you
Husky fangs aim to feed

 

[Sky ball]

We will watch the game
Huskies score ten more win big
Allen Fieldhouse so sad.

 

[storrsroars]

On the pathway to
Number six, all Kansas is,
Is dust in the wind

 

[JakeTheDog]

When winter is nigh
The Husky plays so joyous
While the hawk south flies

 

[RedStickHusky]

On the pathway to
Number six, all Kansas is,
Is dust in the wind

Don't you cry no more
Just carry on wayward Hawk
But don't lose your Self

 

[EZPass]

Hmm…Lil writer’s block.
Seven wins, no Ls, thus far.
8th win this evening.

 

[OpieT]

Prediction Outrage!
Husky Bigs Ride Pine Early
Lucky Dan Places!

 

[QuickDraw]

stun the home crowd good
jayhawks get spanked on their court
UConn is for real

 

[Skiblets]

Kansas Jayhawk fans’
tears will be drops of water
In an endless sea

 

[Dove]

Twenty three haikus?
Where the frick is the mojo?!?!?
Mush on Husky dawgs!!!!!

 

[HuskyBoi]

The Cheating Jayhawks
Stampeded by Dan's Huskies
Here we go UConn

 

[Dove]

Prediction Outrage!
Husky Bigs Ride Pine Early
Lucky Dan Places!

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[FfldCntyFan]

Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed.
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed.
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed.

 

[SouleMan]

Nineteen ninety-five
Hearing radio broadcast crushed
Today TV Kong

 

[UCLJ0211]

Checked the thread to see
The haikus have gone downhill
It’s Five, Seven, Five!

But I have to ask
What’s a jayhawk anyways?
A nice husky treat