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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

So I was in Atlantic City this weekend and we went to a pool party. Someone got so hammered that they Spartacus’d in the pool. The place made everyone get out and eventually closed the pool for the day. Annoying at the time, but kind of glad now.
Um made you get out of the pool? Was there a scenario running in your head where you stay in that pool after someone dumped in it?
 
Next CL82 is going to tell you that flying is dangerous...
Are you suggesting that there are fecal parasites in the ice cube machine? Because it kind of feels like you are.
 
So I was in Atlantic City this weekend and we went to a pool party. Someone got so hammered that they Spartacus’d in the pool. The place made everyone get out and eventually closed the pool for the day. Annoying at the time, but kind of glad now.
Im going to Atlantic City next week, what place was this?
 
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Are you suggesting that there are fecal parasites in the ice cube machine? Because it kind of feels like you are.

On the seats, man. ON THE SEATS!
 
Cryptosporidium laughs at your 1-3ppm of chlorine.
Thats why you shock. My pool usually has at least 10ppm until August, when the initial shock wears off. I argue about pool chemistry with my wife every year... its the only thing we fight about. I tell all the kids... don’t drink my pool water! In my best “old man yells at cloud” voice.
 
Thats why you shock. My pool usually has at least 10ppm until August, when the initial shock wears off. I argue about pool chemistry with my wife every year... its the only thing we fight about. I tell all the kids... don’t drink my pool water! In my best “old man yells at cloud” voice.
Cryptosporidium laughs your shock treatment. Cryptosporidium is the apex predator of pool water.
 
I guess I know how to off myself and make it look accidental for the insurance...
Well until that post...
 
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Um made you get out of the pool? Was there a scenario running in your head where you stay in that pool after someone dumped in it?
I mean, for one, I didn’t see it or even know what was going on when they pulled everyone out. The pool was huge. Also, I’ve never had a pool so I didn’t know whether or not it was something that takes 2 hours or 2 days to get cleared up.
 
Face it fecal parasites are swimming around your properly maintained pool at this very moment just waiting for their chance.
I think the threat is exaggerated. I think the buttplug industry is overblowing this to make a fast buck.
 
77 year old grandma died from the necrosis bacteria.

 
77 year old grandma died from the necrosis bacteria.

Scary stuff. Between all your new exotic snakes, and the other creatures, I may limit myself to a Disney visit when the granddaughters are old enough to enjoy it.
 
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