Jordan Hawkins Not Practicing 3/31

[Get a Job]

I too have had diarrhea in Texas. Stars: they’re just like us!

Post/handle

 

[AdamaNation]

I'm not gonna panic until Vegas moves the line to -2.5, lol.

2 lines have = 20pt wins.

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

I was in an elevator with Bill Murray and he predicted Jordan will be fine for today. I'm glass half full camp now.

At no point in my life did I think we'd be receiving UConn medical updates from Bill Murray

 

[AdamaNation]

If anyone was to step up it would be our iciest player in Alex. He’s a heart breaker

 

[alexd]

At no point in my life did I think we'd be receiving UConn medical updates from Bill Murray

Yes.... Dr. Peter Venkman.

 

[dvegas]

At no point in my life did I think we'd be receiving UConn medical updates from Bill Murray

To quote his amigo, "It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

 

[Gampel91]

He’ll be fine. Keep in mind they’ve also probably got a team doctor giving him drugs, fluids, and every other advantage he can have to get over this by tomorrow.

 

[UCLJ0211]

So is he playing tonight or what?

 

[UCTitleTown]

Beyond worrying if Hawk will play, my worry is that he didn't get enough practice time to adjust his shot to the stadium surroundings and depth. Those stadiums tend to cause poor shooting even with adequate practice. I hope few shots are taken from the corners as those are the toughest. Facing the hoop are less impacted by depth perception.

 

[Marat]

So is he playing tonight or what?

Maybe we will know in 20 min

 

[UCTitleTown]

I hope they gave Hawk one of those colonoscopy prep drinks on Thursday to flush out all the bad (Nasty tasting as hell, but does the trick) and then rehydrate him. Note: My medical degree is from Boneyard University (on-line).

 

[traitor71]

So is he playing tonight or what?

I would imagine we won't know until around the first game.

 

[Vancat]

Why tip off Miami?

 

[UCTitleTown]

Why tip off Miami?

Gotta assume Miami is prepping for him to play. Good or bad, not sure. I think Hawk playing far outweighs any strategic advantage we'd get from Miami having the wrong strategy. Just my opinion. Joey C. and Alleyne would need to step up, but I question their ability to play starter minutes.

 

[Scrappy3]

Alleyne can score 20

 

[Sibeerian]

We are all Jordan Hawkins today (*****ing our pants)

 

[White Dwarf]

I have a mild case of diarrhea this morning. I stand with you Jordan.

 

[Phoenixhusky]

No way he does not play!!!!

 

[UCTitleTown]

We are all Jordan Hawkins today (*****ing our pants)

Everyone talking about the humidity in Houston. I'm much more concerned with the humidity in Jordan Hawkins.

 

[UCTitleTown]

I have a mild case of diarrhea this morning. I stand with you Jordan.

Mojo. Diarrhea for everyone!

 

[BGesus4]

Sucks for him. Hopefully he’ll be able to play in a way he feels good about. Imagine working as hard as these kids do and catching something right before the game you’ve been working so hard for.

 

[Scot-e]

People here seem to think he is playing today. That’s the word coming from multiple directions.

 

[UconnPT2007]

I have a mild case of diarrhea this morning. I stand with you Jordan.

More like we sit with you, Jordan

 

[Vancat]

What’s a little poop in your pants? This is the Final Four!

 

[Jaydumo20]

I hope they gave Hawk one of those colonoscopy prep drinks on Thursday to flush out all the bad (Nasty tasting as hell, but does the trick) and then rehydrate him. Note: My medical degree is from Boneyard University (on-line).

As a graduate of Hollywood upstairs medical college, I concur with this treatment.

 

[Jimdish255]

Hope he's available but if he can't go I think this leaves us at 50/50 as opposed to 70/30. It's a tough deal but we don't need anybody stepping outside their game to be a hero. Go with your own flow and when in doubt dump it inside. We don't need guys trying to "replace" Hawkins.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I have a mild case of diarrhea this morning. I stand with you Jordan.

And you are standing gingerly.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

As long as your degree isn't from YouCanBeaDoctorToo.com I've heard they aren't even accredited.

 

[uconnric]

Nothing like a case of the to get the ‘yard riled up! Crappy timing.

 

[Tenspro2002]

For what it's worth, Vegas odds ticked towards Miami (+200 from a high of +210), but nothing at a magnitude that implies any change in Hawkins's availability.