Its Big Texan 72oz Steak season again!!!!

[August_West]

Oh no. Now Cowboy hat convinced his girl to put steak slices on a roll.

Thats a bold strategy, Cotton.

 

[CL82]

I declare this couple not to be serious challengers. Early? Perhaps, but sometimes you can just tell. Power eating a big ass steak is not a couples activity.

 

[August_West]

Looking to be another looming disaster. Now is not the time for casual dinner conversation. And like jleves pointed out she put in 10 minutes of cutting and now has eaten like 2 ounces.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

Looking to be another looming disaster. Now is not the time for casual dinner conversation. And like jleves pointed out she put in 10 minutes of cutting and now has eaten like 2 ounces.

We've clearly gotten weak as a society.

 

[August_West]

watching the Big Texan challenge is how Im going to callous my kid from the disappointments that exist in this world.

The Big Texan challenge is a metaphor for life. It is the story of Hope and then shattering disappointment mostly. But occasionally it is the story of the underdog and triumph against all odds. It is the story of love and loss, and desire and gumption. It's got it all. And is instructive.

 

[August_West]

Well this is an interesting turn. The woman's jaw is locking up , she cant chew and she can't swallow, and apparently can't breathe. Cowboy hat is telling her to breathe, and then taunting by saying " I know you can't finish, you've just given up" and then "Breathe"


holy lol

 

[WhereistheDove?]

watching the Big Texan challenge is how Im going to callous my kid from the disappointments that exist in this world.

The Big Texan challenge is a metaphor for life. It is the story of Hope and then shattering disappointment mostly. But occasionally it is the story of the underdog and triumph against all odds. It is the story of love and loss, and desire and gumption. It's got it all. And is instructive.

And the reward if you achieve that goal is a crappy t-shirt and spending 18 of the next 24 hours of your life on a toilet regretting the life decisions that brought you to that cow-covered table.

 

[August_West]

I think Big Texan just ruined this couples marriage.

 

[John]

Well this is an interesting turn. The woman's jaw is locking up , she cant chew and she can't swallow, and apparently can't breathe. Cowboy hat is telling her to breathe, and then taunting by saying " I know you can't finish, you've just given up" and then "Breathe"


holy lol

he's not getting any tonight. Not that either of them will be physically able to do much anyway.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

I think Big Texan just ruined this couples marriage.

From the looks of this couple and their chosen activity on a tuesday afternoon, I'm going to go out on a leg and say there were some cracks in that wall already.

 

[August_West]

2 Boxes of shame at 45 minute mark.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

She had no illusions of ever coming close to finishing this thing. He seems like he thought there was a chance.

 

[storrsroars]

watching the Big Texan challenge is how Im going to callous my kid from the disappointments that exist in this world.

The Big Texan challenge is a metaphor for life. It is the story of Hope and then shattering disappointment mostly. But occasionally it is the story of the underdog and triumph against all odds. It is the story of love and loss, and desire and gumption. It's got it all. And is instructive.

Alternatively, I see it as a metaphor for 21st century America - narcissism, striving for celebrity, gluttony, food waste, environmental damage and animal cruelty from industrial cattle processing,

 

[Kolumbo]

The symbolic, final nail in the box-to-go coffin. Worse than the walk of shame.

 

[superjohn]

Is the sheriff still cooking?

She only cooks for me now.

 

[August_West]

I think we have a winner!

 

[jleves]

This 'Young Buck 2022' has a chance....

 

[mussels]

watching the Big Texan challenge is how Im going to callous my kid from the disappointments that exist in this world.

The Big Texan challenge is a metaphor for life. It is the story of Hope and then shattering disappointment mostly. But occasionally it is the story of the underdog and triumph against all odds. It is the story of love and loss, and desire and gumption. It's got it all. And is instructive.

God bless you. You understand.

The people of the Big Texan challenge, are the people of the white hot, pure American essence. Dream a big dream - talk loud, and stand up on the table and dance.

Dean Moriarity, Sal Paradise, a gas pedal, and an open road. Drive baby drive, and go for it.

Might not end up pretty, but it’s better to burn out than it is to rust.

 

[dog bone]

The website now has a Winners page separated out by years. The only female to win in 2021 was Melisa-Lou Ellis. Is that "The Librarian"? She's on instagram as "Newmexico_foodie_in_fashion" if it is.

The Librarian was in the Fall of 2020. Serena Schmechel is her name.

 

[storrsroars]

Serena Schmechel is her name.

Wasn't that in the title song to Laverne & Shirley?

 

[QDOG5]

Looked through the Hall of Fame only one CT guy on the list since 2010. In May 2014 this professional eater named Molly Schuyler ate two in a row. Her times were ridiculous. Also, the comments section is great.

 

[Kolumbo]

Fire in the hole! I can smell it from here.

 

[Kolumbo]

Big Trouble at Big Texan. You just don't send a steak back and live to tell about it. Whan an idiot!

 

[jleves]

Elbows up on the table 4 minutes in - not going to happen

 

[Rocktheworld]

The symbolic, final nail in the box-to-go coffin. Worse than the walk of shame.

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They should take his hat from him