joober jones
Finally Non-Fat Guy
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when the guys calling games refer to the lane as the paint in arenas where it's not painted.
Well...is the basket really a basket anymore?when the guys calling games refer to the lane as the paint in arenas where it's not painted.
When I shop at Target and the cashier asks if I'd like to get a Target credit card and get 5% off my purchase. No douchenozzle, I've been to Target before and would already have a credit card.
When you have TSA Pre-check, pack and dress accordingly only to find out the airport doesn't have designated TSA Pre-check lanes. I'm looking at you Fresno/Yosemite.
When there's lanes merging and the driver in the left lane is perfectly content mirroring the speed of the cars in the right side lane only to tap their brakes and merge behind the right lane traffic.
When you and the Mrs. get done getting done and you're enjoying a beverage in the kitchen and one of your litlins comes in to the kitchen saying "I know what you were doing but I didn't knock because I want a baby brother". (Actually I stole that from the movie Deepwater Horizon, but it was funny).
Any male who thinks wearing a tank top on an airplane is appropriate.
When Rodney Purvis catches the ball while standing on the sideline.
When Brimah wastes three of his five fouls 30' from the basket and/or clearing out the defender with an elbow trying to get position in the paint (regardless of whether is paint or a lane).
When someone in your foursome has a 6 footer to card a triple bogey and they still decide to check the line from both sides of the ball and plumb bob their putter (I've actually walked up to their ball and hit it in to a water hazard when I've seen this done).
You should really get the Target card, man. There is a debit card version! 5% ain't chump change.When I shop at Target and the cashier asks if I'd like to get a Target credit card and get 5% off my purchase. No douchenozzle, I've been to Target before and would already have a credit card.
When you have TSA Pre-check, pack and dress accordingly only to find out the airport doesn't have designated TSA Pre-check lanes. I'm looking at you Fresno/Yosemite.
When there's lanes merging and the driver in the left lane is perfectly content mirroring the speed of the cars in the right side lane only to tap their brakes and merge behind the right lane traffic.
When you and the Mrs. get done getting done and you're enjoying a beverage in the kitchen and one of your litlins comes in to the kitchen saying "I know what you were doing but I didn't knock because I want a baby brother". (Actually I stole that from the movie Deepwater Horizon, but it was funny).
Any male who thinks wearing a tank top on an airplane is appropriate.
When Rodney Purvis catches the ball while standing on the sideline.
When Brimah wastes three of his five fouls 30' from the basket and/or clearing out the defender with an elbow trying to get position in the paint (regardless of whether is paint or a lane).
When someone in your foursome has a 6 footer to card a triple bogey and they still decide to check the line from both sides of the ball and plumb bob their putter (I've actually walked up to their ball and hit it in to a water hazard when I've seen this done).
You should really get the Target card, man. There is a debit card version! 5% ain't chump change.
I really hate it when the spring thaw happens and I'm wearing a nice new pair of shoes and happen to step in an old thawed out dookie that a derelict dog owner never picked up. Grinds my gears every single time.
The checkout lane at the grocery store is raw unfiltered hell. I hate every thing about. The 5% chance of a cute cashier can't save it. THEN Just when you think you're done you have to lug the crap in the house and put it away. 1st world problems I know.When I go grocery shopping for a family of five and spend about $200- $250 but I have to bag my own groceries . Unbelievable. Nothing annoys me more.
Unavoidable but my god it sucks.The way a plow driver will refill your driveway after you just dug out really makes me hot under the collar.
I have a new one: tucking in a dress shirt. Always looks bunched up and always comes undone. I'm not the skinniest guy but far from the fattest so I don't think it's a weight thing. Very frustrating.
With 14 feet at our house in Tahoe in the last 10 days I feel your pain.The way a plow driver will refill your driveway after you just dug out really makes me hot under the collar.
With 14 feet at our house in Tahoe in the last 10 days I feel your pain.
It always annoys me when I let someone cut in front of me, then they let someone cut in front of them. That really grinds my gears.
Wait.. WHAT?! Aren't these guy girdles? When you are in non-urinal bathroom do you take it off and hang it on the hook? If you have one do you cut it down to size but leave a little overhang for the winter months? Seems like it'd just make you very warm around the mid-section which would be a way worse problem then having to tuck your shirt back in a few times a day.You need one of these. When my dad was in the military his CO was apparently a stickler for appearance. His shirt had to be perfect ... I know several state cops who also use them.
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I am on board. Here in Central PA it seems snow is rare. It drops ice mostly. A couple of times the plow would come buy and push chunks, and I do mean chunks of ice in your driveway. Try snow blowing that. TThe way a plow driver will refill your driveway after you just dug out really makes me hot under the collar.
It always annoys me when I let someone cut in front of me, then they let someone cut in front of them. That really grinds my gears.
I have a new one: tucking in a dress shirt. Always looks bunched up and always comes undone. I'm not the skinniest guy but far from the fattest so I don't think it's a weight thing. Very frustrating.