Hello, my name is UConnChapette, and I am a "what-will-happen-to-UConn-in-the-conference-realignment-aholic".
1. I admit that I am powerless over the non-stop rumor mills and press speculation on what will happen with ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10/ conferences and my life today has become unmanageable 2. I believe that a power greater than myself can restore order to conference alignments 3. I have made a decision to turn myself and my UConn/Big East fan life over to the care of the ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10 conference presidents and athletic directors as I understand them 4. I have made a searching and fearless inventory of myself as a fan of UConn and Big East athletics 5. Admitted to ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10 conference presidents and athletic directors, myself and another human being the exact nature of my wrongs in believing the Big East and UConn was secure 6. I am entirely ready to have ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10 conference presidents and athletic directors remove these defects of character 7. Humbly ask the ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10 conference presidents and athletic directors to remove my shortcomings 8. Made a list of all ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10 conferences, teams and fans I have harmed and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such conferences, teams and fans wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when I was wrong promptly admitted it 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve my conscious contact with ACC/B1G/SEC/PAC10 conference presidents and athletic directors, as I understand them, praying only for knowledge of their will for UConn and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, I have tried to carry this message to UConn fans, and to practice these principles in all our affairs