How come the Boneyard doesn't get a press pass?

[coachcap]

I think you have to actually be a journalist to get one.

Don't EVER let common sense get in the way of a good Boneyard delusion.

 

[sportsart]

Don't EVER let common sense get in the way of a good Boneyard delusion.

You do know my OP was done with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek, don't you? At least 99% of it was.