While we are on the subject, I have always felt that Nothing was a better passer than Something. Sure, Something can score but he can't drop dimes like Nothing. Also Something could use some time with a big man coach and has bad hands. And, I don't believe he is actually 7' tall either. Because then he'd be Everything. Now Everything is definitely 7' tall, without shoes. He's not the shotblocker Something is though. I think we should be recruiting Nada for 2017 but we have way to many players at his position so I'm guessing we should just let UK have him.
Anyway, for my starting five for 2016 I would go:
PG - Nothing
SG - Nowhere
SF - Void
PF - Something
C - Everything
I like our chances with that lineup.