Haiku for UConn vs Columbia

[Rich]

Ivy League Book Smart Guys
Trampled by Husky Stampede
Boneyard says just 'Meh'.

 

[huskyjawz]

This Aint the Ivies
This is big boy basketball
We Lion tamers

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

First one up today
Looking forward to the game
Tarris Reed on fire

Tonight in Gampel
Huskies show they're dialed in
Ready for Cougars

Alma Mater both
I’ll take four years over two
Blue blood over Ivy

Ivy League Book Smart Guys
Trampled by Husky Stampede
Boneyard says just 'Meh'.

Standardize thread name
Eschew ambiguous words
Count before posting

 

[Son of Robert]

Standardize thread name
Eschew ambiguous words
Count before posting

Fire is one, you do your thing I will do mine, although I confess to a 6er last game, a rare occurrence.

 

[jamminxc]

Two different halves,
Way too many empty seats,
Huskies grab the W

 

[6in25]

Standardize thread name
Eschew ambiguous words
Count before posting

Sprungfeld, please advise...
Where is the violation?
Unable to find

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fire is one, you do your thing I will do mine, although I confess to a 6er last game, a rare occurrence.

This is not haiku
Fire is arguably two
Thus, ambiguous

Sprungfeld, please advise...
Where is the violation?
Unable to find

No "violation"
Simply ambiguity
With the word dialed

Two different halves,
Way too many empty seats,
Huskies grab the W

W is 3
Win would be 1 syllable
7 versus 5

As someone who counts
ev'ry single syllable,
I like simple counts

 

[Son of Robert]

This is not haiku
Fire is arguably two
Thus, ambiguous



No "violation"
Simply ambiguity
With the word dialed


W is 3
Win would be 1 syllable
7 versus 5

As someone who counts
ev'ry single syllable,
I like simple counts

Dude, stop making up your own rules here.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Dude, stop making up your own rules here.

↑ This is not haiku
Why you think I make up rules?
Why you so bothered?

 

[jamminxc]

This is not haiku
Fire is arguably two
Thus, ambiguous



No "violation"
Simply ambiguity
With the word dialed


W is 3
Win would be 1 syllable
7 versus 5

As someone who counts
ev'ry single syllable,
I like simple counts

"double u" yes...'dub' was the intention. Guess I'll check with the grammar police next time.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

"double u" yes...'dub' was the intention. Guess I'll check with the grammar police next time.

↑ This is not haiku
In haiku thread, best to have
all in haiku form

Counting syllables
is more math than grammar, and
it ain't policing

"Dub" and "Win" are one
Without ambiguity
Haiku is teamwork