Haiku for UConn vs Columbia

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Standardize thread name
Eschew ambiguous words
Count before posting

Sprungfeld, please advise...
Where is the violation?
Unable to find

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fire is one, you do your thing I will do mine, although I confess to a 6er last game, a rare occurrence.

This is not haiku
Fire is arguably two
Thus, ambiguous

Sprungfeld, please advise...
Where is the violation?
Unable to find

No "violation"
Simply ambiguity
With the word dialed

Two different halves,
Way too many empty seats,
Huskies grab the W

W is 3
Win would be 1 syllable
7 versus 5

As someone who counts
ev'ry single syllable,
I like simple counts

 

[Son of Robert]

This is not haiku
Fire is arguably two
Thus, ambiguous



No "violation"
Simply ambiguity
With the word dialed


W is 3
Win would be 1 syllable
7 versus 5

As someone who counts
ev'ry single syllable,
I like simple counts

Dude, stop making up your own rules here.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Dude, stop making up your own rules here.

↑ This is not haiku
Why you think I make up rules?
Why you so bothered?

 

[jamminxc]

This is not haiku
Fire is arguably two
Thus, ambiguous



No "violation"
Simply ambiguity
With the word dialed


W is 3
Win would be 1 syllable
7 versus 5

As someone who counts
ev'ry single syllable,
I like simple counts

"double u" yes...'dub' was the intention. Guess I'll check with the grammar police next time.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

"double u" yes...'dub' was the intention. Guess I'll check with the grammar police next time.

↑ This is not haiku
In haiku thread, best to have
all in haiku form

Counting syllables
is more math than grammar, and
it ain't policing

"Dub" and "Win" are one
Without ambiguity
Haiku is teamwork