Haiku for UConn vs Columbia

[Son of Robert]

First one up today
Looking forward to the game
Tarris Reed on fire

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies tame lions
Another tune up for us
Be focused and win

 

[OkaForPrez]

Tune in for tune up
Then turn up in turn when the
Tune turns up. Your turn.

 

[storrsroars]

Don't know about you
But I'm ready to whup some
Mormons already.

 

[RayRay34]

A bar has been set
By the beatdown on Monday
Let’s do it again!

 

[6in25]

Tonight in Gampel
Huskies show they're dialed in
Ready for Cougars

 

[6in25]

The lions will be tamed
Another tune up for us
Be focused and win

You may wanna check
Line one 'cause it seems like six
Even checked Google

But I come in peace
Do not beam me up, I ask
Then I'd miss UConn

 

[RedStickHusky]

Ivy or I.V.?
Spread the minutes far and wide
Challenges come soon

 

[RedStickHusky]

The thirst to be first;
Two haiku threads concurrent
Creates admin angst

 

[nomar]

Hey Columbia
I prefer one Kodiak
To five blue Lions

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Not quite a cupcake:
Columbia is more like
a New York bagel.

 

[Lafayette]

Alma Mater both
I’ll take four years over two
Blue blood no Ivy

 

[Waquoit]

Last Columbia
Game, UConn got lucky to
Win in overtime

 

[RedDog]

Like the record club,
Columbia basketball
Gonna be cancelled

 

[TroyHall98]

Walls that never break,
hands like storms deny the rim—
Columbia fades.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Both played New Haven
They may think we can be had
Lions find out - no.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

A Six Thirty Start?
That is just ridiculous
Hartford traffic jam

 

[storrsroars]

Like the record club,
Columbia basketball
Gonna be cancelled

Led Zeppelin 1
Santana, and ten others
For a measly buck!

 

[6in25]

A Six Thirty Start?
That is just ridiculous
Hartford traffic jam

Well then, I guess that
It's a good thing it's in Storrs
4-4 traffic jam

 

[Dove]

Ivy League school, huh?
Only thing they'll receive is...
A degree in pain.

 

[Husky Alien]

You may wanna check
Line one 'cause it seems like six
Even checked Google

But I come in peace
Do not beam me up, I ask
Then I'd miss UConn

I am a Husky
Alien, no beaming here
tonight, enjoy game

I fixed the line, phew
Thank you 6in25
Haiku gods happy

 

[Vowelguy]

Arent we at war with
Columbia? Oh wait its
Their SA neighbor

War or No and U
Or O, There will be bloodshed
Huskies massacre

 

[Scottobot]

will we see Furphy?
I watched new Southpark season
and still do not know

 

[Husky Alien]

Alma Mater both
I’ll take four years over two
Blue blood over Ivy

Lafayette look at
Last line, Ivy is two syll
Fix before game start

 

[OceanDoggie]

UConn Huskies run
chewing on the Ivy League
Lions taste bitter

 

[Rich]

Ivy League Book Smart Guys
Trampled by Husky Stampede
Boneyard says just 'Meh'.

 

[huskyjawz]

This Aint the Ivies
This is big boy basketball
We Lion tamers

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

First one up today
Looking forward to the game
Tarris Reed on fire

Tonight in Gampel
Huskies show they're dialed in
Ready for Cougars

Alma Mater both
I’ll take four years over two
Blue blood over Ivy

Ivy League Book Smart Guys
Trampled by Husky Stampede
Boneyard says just 'Meh'.

Standardize thread name
Eschew ambiguous words
Count before posting

 

[Son of Robert]

Standardize thread name
Eschew ambiguous words
Count before posting

Fire is one, you do your thing I will do mine, although I confess to a 6er last game, a rare occurrence.

 

[jamminxc]

Two different halves,
Way too many empty seats,
Huskies grab the W