Haiku for UConn vs Columbia

[Son of Robert]

First one up today
Looking forward to the game
Tarris Reed on fire

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies tame lions
Another tune up for us
Be focused and win

 

[OkaForPrez]

Tune in for tune up
Then turn up in turn when the
Tune turns up. Your turn.

 

[storrsroars]

Don't know about you
But I'm ready to whup some
Mormons already.

 

[RayRay34]

A bar has been set
By the beatdown on Monday
Let’s do it again!

 

[6in25]

Tonight in Gampel
Huskies show they're dialed in
Ready for Cougars

 

[6in25]

The lions will be tamed
Another tune up for us
Be focused and win

You may wanna check
Line one 'cause it seems like six
Even checked Google

But I come in peace
Do not beam me up, I ask
Then I'd miss UConn

 

[RedStickHusky]

Ivy or I.V.?
Spread the minutes far and wide
Challenges come soon

 

[RedStickHusky]

The thirst to be first;
Two haiku threads concurrent
Creates admin angst

 

[nomar]

Hey Columbia
I prefer one Kodiak
To five blue Lions

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Not quite a cupcake:
Columbia is more like
a New York bagel.

 

[Lafayette]

Alma Mater both
I’ll take four years over two
Blue blood no Ivy

 

[Waquoit]

Last Columbia
Game, UConn got lucky to
Win in overtime

 

[RedDog]

Like the record club,
Columbia basketball
Gonna be cancelled

 

[TroyHall98]

Walls that never break,
hands like storms deny the rim—
Columbia fades.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Both played New Haven
They may think we can be had
Lions find out - no.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

A Six Thirty Start?
That is just ridiculous
Hartford traffic jam

 

[storrsroars]

Like the record club,
Columbia basketball
Gonna be cancelled

Led Zeppelin 1
Santana, and ten others
For a measly buck!

 

[6in25]

A Six Thirty Start?
That is just ridiculous
Hartford traffic jam

Well then, I guess that
It's a good thing it's in Storrs
4-4 traffic jam

 

[Dove]

Ivy League school, huh?
Only thing they'll receive is...
A degree in pain.

 

[Husky Alien]

You may wanna check
Line one 'cause it seems like six
Even checked Google

But I come in peace
Do not beam me up, I ask
Then I'd miss UConn

I am a Husky
Alien, no beaming here
tonight, enjoy game

I fixed the line, phew
Thank you 6in25
Haiku gods happy

 

[Vowelguy]

Arent we at war with
Columbia? Oh wait its
Their SA neighbor

War or No and U
Or O, There will be bloodshed
Huskies massacre

 

[Scottobot]

will we see Furphy?
I watched new Southpark season
and still do not know

 

[Husky Alien]

Alma Mater both
I’ll take four years over two
Blue blood over Ivy

Lafayette look at
Last line, Ivy is two syll
Fix before game start

 

[OceanDoggie]

UConn Huskies run
chewing on the Ivy League
Lions taste bitter