George, your propensity for exaggeration is astounding for someone who should be a mature man. I made one post - ONE - mocking Sam (aka Carl Spackler) for his long-winded, self-important posts. ONE. Other than that, I did not utter a cross word to anybody. And, I certainly did not "rip" anybody's head off at any point, nor did I get personal.
i'm living proof that a monkey with a keyboard can get a better ratio. that being said it's kind of silly to think of that nonsense as some kind of qualifying report card
Given the avatar, I think there might be some spanking of the monkey.......
That is the monkeys "O" face.
Since when was tic-tac-toe a sport?!
What a shame.
No, no, you have it wrong. Tic-tac-toe should have been FBS, then people would have cared.
Alas, under Marinatto's leadership, the Big East's tick-tack-toe TV numbers have been in steady decline, finishing last year just behind The Golden Girls reruns on TBS. But hey, on the bright side, under the Spackler Plan, an ocean-to-ocean tick-tack-toe conference schedule could put the Big East back on the map!
It's pretty obvious AAU membership is an asset to any tic-tac-toe playing schools, as the research dollars help fund tic-tac-toe strategery programs. Just look at the abysmal performance of the SEC teams that lack AAU membership. Several times each season, Auburn's tic-tac-toers start a fight b/c they read the board midway through a competition and think their opponent is hitting on them w/ all the Xs and Os. At Arkansas, they've had a hard time training their recruits not to jump up and play duck-duck-goose every time they hear "tic-tac-toe". Quite embarrassing to see one of them jump up mid-competition and start running around the table, mouth agape, 3 teef showing, yelling "you can'tst catched me!" SMH.
