Game Haiku UConn vs St. Johns

[Austin316]

Annihilation

Rock Gampel Pavilion

Red storm gets blown out

 

[Get a Job]

Real pennies for my
sham friends. Sham pennies for my
real friends. Asterisk

*Ode to Fall Out Boy.
Doesn't really make sense but
whatever. Just win!

 

[XLCenterFan]

Cold out there
But hot in Gampel
Need a W

 

[elmcityboy]

i almost forgot
to write my game day haiku
thank me if we win

 

[Kolumbo]

Welcome to UCONN!
red storm is but a slight breeze
In the 6th Borough

 

[navery12]

Johnnie's have no shot
Gaffney is gonna go off
Go back to New York

 

[Kolumbo]

Annihilation

Rock Gampel Pavilion

Red storm gets blown out

number 26
breaks the long string, make the fix
mojo in the mix

 

[Dove]

Who's Johnnie, she said
and smiled in her special way.
Kick Satan's ass, boys!!!!

 

[Dove]

Annihilation

Rock Gampel Pavilion

Red storm gets blown out

Line two stone cold flub.
Third word is three syllables.
Then crack a cold one!

 

[Austin316]

Line two stone cold flub.
Third word is three syllables.
Then crack a cold one!

The flub was a flop
can’t be floppin and poppin
Poppin ain’t stoppin

Let’s try this again
St. John’s loses in the end
Crack a beer open

 

[TheChamps990411]

I am in no mood
But i do love this program
Just win the damn game.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Posh? Awful spice girl.
Tell me what you want. I want
a statement blowout.

 

[jayteeman]

No storm at Gampel
Forecast calls for raining dogs
Buckets of Huskies

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Annihilation

Rock Gampel Pavilion

Red storm gets blown out

So here's the deal now:
Henceforth, you will always say,
"Pa-vil-i-on," right?

If anything else,
there's only one solution:
Ya gotta be hung

But seriously
That was some topnotch teamwork
38 haikus!