Game Haiku UConn vs St. Johns

[Son of Robert]

Omicron raging
still Gampel bound anyhow
we're winning this one!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

We beat the Bonnies.
So we should have no problem
beating the Johnnies.

 

[mussels]

This one is simple
leave Sanogo in the game
and we win by ten

 

[awfuldan]

Still frustrated by
Last year's home loss to this team
I want revenge bad

 

[Brochacho]

Hurley cannot close
Similar to me at bars
Hurley take me home

 

[Umami Zen]

Johnnies wanna run
Lace 'em up-Gonna be fun
Gampel-- Git-R-Done!

 

[Huskybass]

Gampel Pavilion
Posh, not so posh anymore
8 to 10 point win

 

[DALTX]

Storm is approaching
Huskies need to figure out
how to shut the door

 

[Hey Adrien!]

This one is simple
leave Sanogo in the game
and we win by ten

Wait: why stop at ten,
if we can win my twenty?
Believe in your dreams.

 

[TerryBoyz]

No coach Lou sweater

That will comfort the red storm

They’ll soon be naked

 

[Husky Alien]

Home with the Red Storm
Let's not make this a close game
Blow out is in Storrs

 

[ClifSpliffy]

south wind, icicles
be drippin. it's warming up!
tonight, we will, too.

above or below
freezing? nature shows the truth.
us? don't need longjohns.

or short johns either.
heck, we could play naked and
still freeze the johnnies.

 

[TerryBoyz]

S J has talent
Let’s keep champagnie on ice
A 1 game win streak

 

[HuskyHawk]

Huskies are at home
facing an arriving Storm
and blowing it out

 

[HuskyHawk]

Hurley cannot close
Similar to me at bars
Hurley take me home

Huskies Closing Time
let you out into the world
turn all the lights on

Huskies Closing Time
one last call for alcohol
don't have to go home

Each new beginning
from other beginning's end
Huskies take me home

 

[Psolo12]

Some say a must win
No champagne for Champaigne
Winning streak starts now

 

[Umami Zen]

What else can you say
The Obstacle is the way
Make the winning play

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

17 haikus
And all are 5-7-5
(2 typo/misspells)

Likely a record
To have all of them correct
Write, check, count, check, post

 

[QuickDraw]

we need this one bad
leave the losses behind us
like the plandemic

 

[Colin G]

It is Time for a
Breakout game Andre Jackson
Lets See What you Got

 

[ClifSpliffy]

st johns history
is trash. no champs, no leaguers.
all hat, no cattle.

 

[Vancat]

Hey Johnnies, be good!
Ain't nothin' but a hound dog
gonna take you down!

 

[ZenConn]

11 point line.
Win by 20 or by 1?
Don't care. Get the win.

 

[karstenkibbe]

Adama will go
Dan Cyrulik on Johnnies
Let’s Sealy the deal

 

[storrsroars]

LIU, Bonnies,
Binghampton lost, now Johnnies.
We are New York's team.

 

[Austin316]

Annihilation

Rock Gampel Pavilion

Red storm gets blown out

 

[Get a Job]

Real pennies for my
sham friends. Sham pennies for my
real friends. Asterisk

*Ode to Fall Out Boy.
Doesn't really make sense but
whatever. Just win!

 

[XLCenterFan]

Cold out there
But hot in Gampel
Need a W

 

[elmcityboy]

i almost forgot
to write my game day haiku
thank me if we win

 

[Kolumbo]

Welcome to UCONN!
red storm is but a slight breeze
In the 6th Borough