Game Day Haiku

[Mano]

AH AH AH AH AAAAAAHHHHHH
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LET IT BE OVER

 

[nomar]

At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, yeah
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh!

Wait, I think I did it wrong.

 

[The Funster]

Big 12 here we come

UConn will fit in just fine

We have some cows too

 

[Penfield]

leaves rustle on the wind
cold wind blows down the runway
now we must #BegHarder

 

[MattMang23]

East Hartford too far
Twenty-seven and rainy
Texas won't come here

 

[BlueandOG]

The journey is long
Get there one step at a time
Huskies take the stairs

 

[BlueandOG]

Ice cold beer and brat
Shirt front says "Suns out! Guns out!"
Tailgate at the Rent

 

[BlueandOG]

Big and tall up top
Wisps of hair behind the ears
My mullet is hard

 

[UConn Dan]

There's a path you take,
there is a path not taken,
choice is up to you (my friend).

#UConnBig12

 

[Vowelguy]

Nice presentation
We gladly invite UConn
Much love, the Big 12

 

[Stinger92860]

Oh, name calling really makes you sound bright.

Beating Maine by 3?

Never called you a name
Simply said you suck
Because I think you are wrong

 

[epark88]

Girls, girls! you're both cute -
Can't we all just get along?
(Oh, here's my Haiku)

Hey Big XII Conference
Here's your chance, don't screw it up:
UConn's your best choice!...

Psst - did y'all know that
in 2014 both the
UConn men's and wom

 

[BlueandOG]

Funnel named Calhoun
Three Bud Lites in five big gulps
Burp! No, I'm good, bro.

 

[mavblues]

I snow my pants
The smell is unbearable
Reminds me of Houston

 

[MattMang23]

Sports are on the line
Big 12 give us the life line
Please answer our prayers

 

[MattMang23]

Haikus my wife likes
She wants us to land safely
Though she's a (Sacred) Heart grad

 

[Adios]

Sacred Heart needs us.
Damn Northeast Conference sucks.
Who is Wagner C?

 

[junglehusky]

In the name of Flug,
TuxedoYoda, the Dood
and M H ver 3

By the power of
Herbst, the grace of Bowlsby and
genius of Boren

Let UConn be now
delivered to the bosom
of the Big Fourteen

Or the bosom of
the Big Twelve would be fine too
if that's what they want

I pledge to book a
plane and hotel in Lubbock
Texas - on purpose.

 

[mavblues]

In the name of Flug,

I pledge to book a
plane and hotel in Lubbock
Texas - on purpose.

Speaking of going to Texas on porpoise:

 

[Alum86]

RHT. RYMING HAIKU TIME.

Suzy pretty girl
Show some skin and give a twirl
Big 12 flag unfurl

 

[Alum86]

Boneyarders are dumb
Let's repeat that maybe some
Big 12 here we come

 

[Kolumbo]

UConn Huskies reign
Other programs may be in
Huskies just win rings