Game Day Haiku

[JCSuperstar]

She will get this done
Close the car wash forever
Conference game at Phog

 

[UconnMICK]

My cup is ready
For the impending nutt kick
I hope I am wrong

 

[Ha Who]

After the last debacle, my cup is half empty.

 

[JSB60]

Our football team sucks
So the P5 will not call
Back to the Big East

 

[billybud]

How cruel is ESPN's reign
Forum measured in pain
Navy - do or die

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Big 10 ACC
Save us from this Misery
Goodbye AAC

 

[MattMang23]

Leave it to the FSU guy to post a haiku with only six syllables in the middle line.

In Susan we trust
She will lead us to glory
Big Twelve here we come

 

[UCFBfan]

Screw the Haiku crap!

IT'S GAMEDAY/SHOW TIME BABY! KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK SUSAN AND DAVID! LET'S SHOCK THE WORLD (again)

Go Dogs!

 

[Marty Jackson]

Leave it to the FSU guy to post a haiku with only six syllables in the middle line.

In Susan we trust
She will lead us to glory
Big Twelve here we come

You forgot the southern drawl. Pain is two syllables...

 

[Dove]

Travel no big deal.
Huskies always travel well
for thousands of miles.

 

[Marty Jackson]

Nutt kick, nutt kick, nutt
What? Not so fast Uconn fans
P5 bound at last

 

[billybud]

You forgot the southern drawl. Pain is two syllables...

Y'all do understand!

Pronounced Pay ain

 

[UConnTrumbull]

Cincy BYU
And the rest of those losers
Are flaming garbage

 

[ninety-nine]

Begging for a seat
Inside a leaky lifeboat...
Justice shakes its head.

 

[CTMike]

JSB60,
You are part of the problem.
We shall overcome.

 

[RioDog]

Our star shines
Suzie Herbst brings her best game
Life boat tips as we...

 

[Vuce]

We are Big 12 bound
You can take it to the bank
Top button loosened

 

[Stinger92860]

Our football team sucks
So the P5 will not call
Back to the Big East

Sucks? Bowl game, beat Houston ranked 13, who then beats FSU. Mediocre yes, sucks no. Actually, you suck.

 

[Adios]

Cornfield juggalos
Are our hope for ten years.
UConn to Big 12.

 

[UC313]

SH and DB
Rally round the family
Pocket full of 12

 

[Dove]

Sucks? Bowl game, beat Houston ranked 13, who then beats FSU. Mediocre yes, sucks no. Actually, you suck.

This is by no means
A haiku-driven retort
tho nicely stated.

 

[JSB60]

Sucks? Bowl game, beat Houston ranked 13, who then beats FSU. Mediocre yes, sucks no. Actually, you suck.

Oh, name calling really makes you sound bright.

Beating Maine by 3?

 

[Adios]

Oh, name calling really makes you sound bright.

Beating Maine by 3?

To post in this thread,
Really should use a haiku.
Impress the Big 12.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

UConn Huskies Fight
Banners everywhere I look
Ours for the taking

 

[housekeys]

Forget civil war
Forget the civil conflict
Hello alamo