Game Day Haiku

[CL82]

See Black Bears sobbing -
'Are these guys even human?'
UConn dominates.

Purvis, Adams, Gibbs,
Hamilton, Miller, Brimah
They now haunt your dreams.

 

[DALTX]

Hamilton dribbles
Alley-oops to Amida
Deja-vu again

 

[Blue Blood]

Purvis drops twenty
Everyone wins chicken wings
Huskies 1 and O

 

[Durks07]

A lobster roll no
A meal fit for a husky
only mac and cheese

 

[Minicoop69]

Huskies ain't no joke
on their way to perfection
Starting with the Bears

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Lobster rolls for Losers
Here best pizza wins the day
Mac and Cheese be damned

 

[CAHUSKY]

@CAHUSKY

Hey C. A. Husky
Can you please update us soon
on Charlie's status?

Here is what I know
Charlie V still has no pubes
Huskies win tonight

 

[CAHUSKY]

Our team has great hair
Hamiltons stove pipe is best
Or is it Enochs?

 

[mauconnfan]

Everyone can shove conforming
Screw the lobsters and the doubters
UConn wins and I'm shallow

 

[junglehusky]

Met a guy from Maine
"it's the Alabama of
the north", he told me.

 

[CL82]

Here is what I know
Charlie V still has no pubes
Huskies win tonight

The best Haiku line
"Charlie V still has no pubes"
CAHUSKY, lolz

 

[CL82]

Everyone can shove conforming
Screw the lobsters and the doubters
UConn wins and I'm shallow

Not cool mau-conn-fan
You just don't mess with mojo.
Mau...hanging offense.

 

[MexicoHusky]

Ship might not come in
We gunna swim out to it
gunna take it

 

[joober jones]

May God bless Paris
Prayers for all victims tonight
Praise for their police

 

[Dove]

Everyone can shove conforming
Screw the lobsters and the doubters
UConn wins and I'm shallow

This haiku sponsored
by a harsh mix of a lime,
gin and cranberry.

 

[epark88]

Brimah and Miller:
Co-pilots for HuskyAir,
Now cleared for takeoff!

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