Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Black Bears catch lobstah
We crack, pick, butter and roll
Start the drive for five

 

[mauconnfan]

Win for the Black Bears
Nope, Can't get there from here
because there's a Husky in the House
here we go guys and gals.

 

[GlastonTim]

The wait is over
The season begins today
Go UConn Huskies!

 

[tcf15]

Most of posters here
Don't know how to write haikus
Still participate

 

[RichZ]

Mau is tempting fate
blaspheming haiku mojo
against a cupcake

 

[Dove]

Remember the Maine!
A rally not heard tonight.
Connecticut now!

 

[Dove]

Win for the Black Bears
Nope, Can't get there from here
because there's a Husky in the House
here we go guys and gals.

This haiku brought to you by:

Tito's vodka and orange juice

 

[bmayuc]

Huskies and Black Bears
Arctic Showdown at Gampel
Dairy Bar Open?

 

[August_West]

Black Bears catch lobstah
We crack, pick, butter and roll
Start the drive for five

L.O.L Mayo
on a frickin lobstah roll?
Maine loses on this

 

[8893]

Friday the 13th
Mau nonconforming; Dove, too
Patoni frowns--dooooooomed!

 

[August_West]

Friday the 13th
Mau nonconforming; Dove, too
Patoni frowns--dooooooomed!

mau and dove mmmmhmmmm
they are like Carl in slingblade
french fried maine taters

 

[Rico444]

Really like their beer
Tonight, will drink all local
Wake up hungover

 

[nomar]

The Huskies will roll
Maine will crack like a lobstah
Let's get Title Five

To all the haters
Thank you for your interest in
UConn basketball

 

[RichZ]

Maine last beat UConn
In 1978, yo
Dom Perno was coach

 

[TasteofUConn]

Expedition is over
Quest begins
These poems are stupid

 

[OkaForPrez]

Great Basketball Gods
thank you for the blessing of
another season.

 

[8893]

Leave it to Ivy
To join turds in the punchbowl
Mojo is mojo

 

[OkaForPrez]

@CAHUSKY

Hey C. A. Husky
Can you please update us soon
on Charlie's status?

 

[Dove]

My haiku conforms.
Reread the damned thing dammit.
No slingblade mmm-hmmm.

 

[8893]

My haiku conforms.
Reread the damned thing dammit.
No slingblade mmm-hmmm.

It's not your haiku
It is your response to mau's
Haiku only, please

 

[Leebo]

この試合
ついに着いたね
疲れたよ

 

[Mano]

Starters: Hamilton,
Gibbs, Purvis, Brimah, Miller
Coach: Kevin Ollie

 

[UConnTrumbull]

DP Dough pregame
UConn wins by thirty five
Drink at Ted's postgame

 

[Eskapeesto]

With Omar comin'
Black Bears have no chance at all
Time to hibernate

 

[RipCity]

Someone buy a boat
We'll need one so we don't drown
In Maine's lake of tears