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Game Day Haiku: National Championship Edition (Merged)

It appears Deepster
Is off the reservation
Judge Delusional
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Taylor Swift may help
Add some mojo to the cause
There are many paths



What’s next for mojo?
A bulletproof Taylor Swift
Artwork by Deepster
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Valley of the sun
We will bring the trophy home
We show no mercy
 
Day of the eclipse
As we shine through darkness to
Own the sun and moon

Newest mojo source
Birthday party Taylor Swift
This can only help
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Thanks to coach Hurley
We have our mojo motto
It’s ”foot stays on gas”


Our retired judge
Deepster is the one true Stooge
Judge Uncle Junior
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Hans Sprungfeld said:
Queen sings it "champ-yuns"
Jersey girl Queen Andrea
"Reigning cham-pi-ons"

Though I support thread
Some cannot see it or join
Because they're Ignored

I have created
New thread to increase access
Can the two be merged?
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Last game of the year
Purdue will lose to UConn
Repeat Champions

Ugh, thanks Hans again
For the correction nice catch
We are UConn go
 
It's the last game of
The season -- and UConn is
Still playing. Go Dogs!

Tristen, Alex, Cam,
Stephon and Donovan, thanks
For a timeless run.

For tonight, we fans
Send you the best mojo and
Energy to win.

We will miss you. But
Tonight, play your very best.
You are bulletproof!

Play hard, beat Purdue,
Celebrate with confetti,
Dance with that trophy!
 
.-.
Steve and Edie were
Once a big act. Headliners
In old Las Vegas

Also regulars
On Ed Sullivan's "big shoe".
'Merica's sweethearts

Steph and Edey are
Not sweethearts, but will share a
Desert stage tonight.

The big shoe will be
Clingan's, firmly jammed up the
Ass of the giant.

Newton, Tristen, Cam
And Hass fry Purdue's guards like
Burnt chicken tenders.

Alex outsmarts Heide
And TRK. Samson will
Posterize Edey.

I imagine it
May be a close game for the
First 20 minutes

But in the end there
Can only be one champ-yun
And as Danny says

UConn DNA
Has championship genes, not
Purdue's Keady genes

I wish you all good
Mojo, no matter what you've
Chosen as sacred

Swift or Sweeney
Rolling Rocks or Buds, wings or
M&Ms all work.

Celebrate as one
UConn Nation and let's all
Agree on three things:

Danny ain't going
To Kentucky. These past two
Years have been special.

And third, no matter
What he says, Deepster had zip
To do with this win.
 
Hans Sprungfeld said:
"Cleanup on line three"
Unless you meant "le-gi-on"
I got me some doubts

Put back your missed shot
Offensive rebound haiku
Makeup for the score!
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This haiku mistake
Was lacking any intent
But may add mojo

Dan and Cam Spencer
Are our new Road Warriors
The Legion of Doom!
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It seems a mistake
Made during haiku posting
Leads to great results
 
.-.
I didn't break the
Haiku syllable rules, but
I did err above...

The fifth haiku down
Was supposed to read: "Stephon,
Tristen and Cam", d'oh!

Then again, having
Two Tristen Newtons can't be
A bad thing, correct?

Oh, I see Hans caught
A syllable error in
Haiku eleven.

"Taylor or Sweeney
Rolling Rocks or Buds, wings or
M&Ms all work."
 
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Vowelguy said:
Not to brag or anything but I was completely right. Cam was awesome.
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Your post doesn't fit
It's not written in haiku
This is haiku thread

Here's an example
of how you could have done it
In 5-7-5:

Me? Completely right
Cam was awesome; we got six
(Not that I'm bragging)
 
.-.
I just noticed that
Merged thread had its title changed
But retained author

Unfortunately
That author Ignores many
They can't see his posts

Purpose of thread 2
Was to widen the pool of
Participation

Until November
Game Day Haiku Thread rests up
For the next season
 
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