Game Day Haiku: National Championship Edition (Merged)

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Back to back titles
On the line, only their story
Eclipsing the field

Too late to edit
Your 8-syllable line 2
Calls for a make-up

 

[Deepster]

She made the earth move.
She will blacken out the sun.
Taylor brings us Six.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

For those who wonder
How one should describe Purdue
A tender chicken

The last contest on
Our quest to win a trophy
This is our mission


I will not condemn
Deepster’s anti-doom mojo
I do hope it helps


A train gets derailed
We now get Boston Mojo
From a deer crossing


One thing I will add
Don’t understand the Midwest
They call this trash talk

 

[huskyjawz]

Perfect Five and Oh
That's our record in finals
Tonight makes it six

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Dan and Cam Spencer
Are our new Road Warriors
Legion of Doom!

Valley of the sun
We will bring the trophy home
We show no mercy


Whether Bai or beer
We will drink to help the cause
More free range mojo

Sydney Sweeney, our
Adopted Mojo princess
Joins our hallowed cast

 

[FfldCntyFan]

It appears Deepster
Is off the reservation
Judge Delusional

Taylor Swift may help
Add some mojo to the cause
There are many paths



What’s next for mojo?
A bulletproof Taylor Swift
Artwork by Deepster

Valley of the sun
We will bring the trophy home
We show no mercy

 

[QuickDraw]

go out and win big
go make history tonight
sorry, not sorry

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Day of the eclipse
As we shine through darkness to
Own the sun and moon

Newest mojo source
Birthday party Taylor Swift
This can only help

Thanks to coach Hurley
We have our mojo motto
It’s ”foot stays on gas”


Our retired judge
Deepster is the one true Stooge
Judge Uncle Junior

 

[Husky Alien]

Queen sings it "champ-yuns"
Jersey girl Queen Andrea
"Reigning cham-pi-ons"

Though I support thread
Some cannot see it or join
Because they're Ignored

I have created
New thread to increase access
Can the two be merged?

Last game of the year
Purdue will lose to UConn
Repeat Champions

Ugh, thanks Hans again
For the correction nice catch
We are UConn go

 

[OviedoFLHusky]

It's the last game of
The season -- and UConn is
Still playing. Go Dogs!

Tristen, Alex, Cam,
Stephon and Donovan, thanks
For a timeless run.

For tonight, we fans
Send you the best mojo and
Energy to win.

We will miss you. But
Tonight, play your very best.
You are bulletproof!

Play hard, beat Purdue,
Celebrate with confetti,
Dance with that trophy!

 

[Dove]

When the sun returns
All the Huskies will see are...
Purdue chicken bones.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Dan and Cam Spencer
Are our new Road Warriors
Legion of Doom!
View attachment 99172

"Cleanup on line three"
Unless you meant "le-gi-on"
I got me some doubts

Put back your missed shot
Offensive rebound haiku
Makeup for the score!

 

[storrsroars]

Steve and Edie were
Once a big act. Headliners
In old Las Vegas

Also regulars
On Ed Sullivan's "big shoe".
'Merica's sweethearts

Steph and Edey are
Not sweethearts, but will share a
Desert stage tonight.

The big shoe will be
Clingan's, firmly jammed up the
Ass of the giant.

Newton, Tristen, Cam
And Hass fry Purdue's guards like
Burnt chicken tenders.

Alex outsmarts Heide
And TRK. Samson will
Posterize Edey.

I imagine it
May be a close game for the
First 20 minutes

But in the end there
Can only be one champ-yun
And as Danny says

UConn DNA
Has championship genes, not
Purdue's Keady genes

I wish you all good
Mojo, no matter what you've
Chosen as sacred

Swift or Sweeney
Rolling Rocks or Buds, wings or
M&Ms all work.

Celebrate as one
UConn Nation and let's all
Agree on three things:

Danny ain't going
To Kentucky. These past two
Years have been special.

And third, no matter
What he says, Deepster had zip
To do with this win.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Last game of the year
Purdue will lose to UConn
Repeat Champions

Ugh, thanks Hans again
For the correction nice catch
We are UConn go

We work together
You've done your part, my teammate
We all pull the sled

What’s next for mojo?
A bulletproof Taylor Swift
Artwork by Deepster
View attachment 99175

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Swift or Sweeney
Rolling Rocks or Buds, wings or
M&Ms all work.

Add a syllable
"TSwift" or "Swifty" would work
And perfect this post

 

[FfldCntyFan]

"Cleanup on line three"
Unless you meant "le-gi-on"
I got me some doubts

Put back your missed shot
Offensive rebound haiku
Makeup for the score!

This haiku mistake
Was lacking any intent
But may add mojo

Dan and Cam Spencer
Are our new Road Warriors
The Legion of Doom!

It seems a mistake
Made during haiku posting
Leads to great results

 

[OviedoFLHusky]

Earlier I found
This book for children, which helped
To bring good mojo.

It has a sequel!
I now submit it as a
Mojo offering......

 

[Hey Adrien!]

When I walked outside
Clingan was playing defense.
Check that --- just the sun.

 

[storrsroars]

I didn't break the
Haiku syllable rules, but
I did err above...

The fifth haiku down
Was supposed to read: "Stephon,
Tristen and Cam", d'oh!

Then again, having
Two Tristen Newtons can't be
A bad thing, correct?

Oh, I see Hans caught
A syllable error in
Haiku eleven.

"Taylor or Sweeney
Rolling Rocks or Buds, wings or
M&Ms all work."

 

[Yardigan]

Engineering nerds
We are a basketball school
Go rebuild a bridge

Rhode Island has one
In need of such a rebuild
Providence traffic

 

[Yardigan]

In the shadow of
The moon, I know we'll be there
soon...championing

Story teller makes
No choice, soon you'll hear his voice
"Huskies Champs Again!"

 

[Skiblets]

Someone posted a
sweet picture from Saturday
Great Champions all

Charlie, Emeka
Smitty, Kfree and the Hawk
Rip and Walter Ray

 

[Skiblets]

All these damn haikus
Have me counting on fingers
Like a four year old

 

[Vowelguy]

Cameron Spencer
Is my hero for all time
He brings number 6

 

[Tyler2Rings]

At last it's Purdue,
So-called "Team of Destiny"
Let's rip their hearts out