Game Day Haiku: National Championship Edition (Merged)

[Chosen]

Last game is tonight
Better bring your best my friends
UConn wins tonight

 

[UCTitleTown]

I know that Purdue
Will break all of their fans' hearts
And play like doo-doo

 

[DALTX]

Ninety-nine, plus 5
Plus 7, plus 3, plus 9
Get plus 1 tonight

 

[mussels]

John Wooden played there
he moved on and took with him
all of their mojo

 

[Skiblets]

A train or a drink
What is a boiler maker?
‘Victim number 6’

 

[Senor Blue]

Engineering nerds
We are a basketball school
Go rebuild a bridge

 

[ninety-nine]

Purdue thinks it should
be favored. They'll realize
they should not have been.

 

[Husky Alien]

Last game of the year
Purdue will lose to UConn
Back to back champions

 

[RedDog]

UConn is like 'Jaws'.
"Gonna need a bigger drawer".
T-shirts piling up.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Season long debate
Settled on the court, for once;
Huskies left standing.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

To increase access
A new thread has been started
We all pull the sled

Does team play its best
and repeat as champions?
Or, just beat Purdue?

Today, either works
The ride is on its last leg
Savor the moments

 

[Skiblets]

Not sure of the need
For a second haiku thread
Good or bad mojo?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Last game of the year
Purdue will lose to UConn
Back to back champions

Queen sings it "champ-yuns"
Jersey girl Queen Andrea
"Reigning cham-pi-ons"

Though I support thread
Some cannot see it or join
Because they're Ignored

I have created
New thread to increase access
Can the two be merged?

 

[61cygni]

Pass Indiana
Pass dook, hi Carolina
Kentucky, you're next

 

[jayteeman]

Dispose of Purdue
Need to measure Gample to
Build a bigger wall

 

[6in25]

The word eclipse is
Greek word for ”abandonment”
An eclipse today

Eclipse on the court
Cling Kong eclipses Edey
Six in twenty five

 

[61cygni]

Pass Indiana
Pass dook, hi Carolina
Kentucky, you're next

One more bai to go
Post in both threads just in case
Huskies own Glendale

No joy in Indy
Mighty Purdue has struck out
Pretend Helms matter

 

[6in25]

No excuse needed
To write another haiku
But…about mojo?

Double the mojo?
Warring threads cause half mojo?
A haiku thread merge?

Above my pay grade
But…more haiku the better
Is my humble vote

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Not sure of the need
For a second haiku thread
Good or bad mojo?

Good for those Ignored
BEST if Merger's effected
Team build to dream build

 

[NCHuskie919]

Clingan tonight is
Rocks of the eternal shore
Crash on me....broken

 

[Kolumbo]

Chick-fil-A is great
Purdue is overrated
Popeyes is strongest

Bonnie Tyler sang
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Cling Kong plays the Moon

UConn Light 'em up!
Raining 3's, Dunk in the paint
Huskies Dominate!

 

[xclamations]

Back to back titles
On the line, only their story
Eclipsing the field

 

[xclamations]

This is it, its time
Husky will, not a dime back
UK think they're slick

 

[Samoo]

Danny and the guys
In the finals one more time
Back where we belong

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Glendale is the place
Step smartly to the forefront
And eclipse Purdue

All your lives you have
Been waiting for this moment
Do not let it pass

Etched permanently
In basketball history
Be legendary!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Back to back titles
On the line, only their story
Eclipsing the field

Too late to edit
Your 8-syllable line 2
Calls for a make-up

 

[Deepster]

She made the earth move.
She will blacken out the sun.
Taylor brings us Six.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

For those who wonder
How one should describe Purdue
A tender chicken

The last contest on
Our quest to win a trophy
This is our mission


I will not condemn
Deepster’s anti-doom mojo
I do hope it helps


A train gets derailed
We now get Boston Mojo
From a deer crossing


One thing I will add
Don’t understand the Midwest
They call this trash talk

 

[huskyjawz]

Perfect Five and Oh
That's our record in finals
Tonight makes it six

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Dan and Cam Spencer
Are our new Road Warriors
Legion of Doom!

Valley of the sun
We will bring the trophy home
We show no mercy


Whether Bai or beer
We will drink to help the cause
More free range mojo

Sydney Sweeney, our
Adopted Mojo princess
Joins our hallowed cast