OT: Gallows Humor

[SVCBeercats]

 

[eebmg]

Interesting but why doesn't she just skewer him with the needles.

 

[bluedevil]

Is it true most corona virus jokes are inside jokes?

 

[Steelerone]

That sounds like a Jelly. Doughnut?

 

[j66kicker]

Weird Al Yankovic could have a field day with My Corona.

 

[Bigboote]

Weird Al Yankovic could have a field day with My Corona.

Someone else has

 

[Bigboote]

Interesting but why doesn't she just skewer him with the needles.

I've often wondered why you can fly with foot-long knitting needles, but not with a grooming set that has a 1" blade. We actually had a pair of baby scissors, you know the ones with the rounded-off ends, confiscated.

 

[SVCBeercats]

Interesting but why doesn't she just skewer him with the needles.

She is tired of cleaning up after him.

 

[MilfordHusky]

There's a joke about how not to get picked when reporting for jury duty: sit there and knit a noose.

 

[uconnfan68]

I've often wondered why you can fly with foot-long knitting needles, but not with a grooming set that has a 1" blade. We actually had a pair of baby scissors, you know the ones with the rounded-off ends, confiscated.

Like we don’t have enough to worry about when flying... now we have watch out for knitters.

 

[JordyG]

There's a joke about how not to get picked when reporting for jury duty: sit there and knit a noose.

It's actually easier than that. When they ask you a question just blurt out that you believe in the Muslim system of justice: A thief has a hand cut off, a liar has his tongue cut out etc. You'll be gone in no time.