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Bigboote

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Interesting but why doesn't she just skewer him with the needles. :confused:;)
I've often wondered why you can fly with foot-long knitting needles, but not with a grooming set that has a 1" blade. We actually had a pair of baby scissors, you know the ones with the rounded-off ends, confiscated.
 

MilfordHusky

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There's a joke about how not to get picked when reporting for jury duty: sit there and knit a noose.
 
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I've often wondered why you can fly with foot-long knitting needles, but not with a grooming set that has a 1" blade. We actually had a pair of baby scissors, you know the ones with the rounded-off ends, confiscated.
Like we don’t have enough to worry about when flying... now we have watch out for knitters.
 
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There's a joke about how not to get picked when reporting for jury duty: sit there and knit a noose.
It's actually easier than that. When they ask you a question just blurt out that you believe in the Muslim system of justice: A thief has a hand cut off, a liar has his tongue cut out etc. You'll be gone in no time.
 

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