My neighbor Jim Flotsam doesn't take the paper - I mean read the Times. I always suspected he may not be wealthy, intelligent or upwardly...ah, something. Should I move? That kind of trash can bring down property values, ya know. I get the Times and leave it in my driveway most of the day so everyone can see I get it. I'm pretty sure they're impressed. Just the other day Susan Jetsam was out walking her marmot and gave me one a them you get the Times, don't you looks, if you know what I mean, like were in some kind of crazy, cool, intelligent, affluent club or something. And she wouldn't even talk to me in school. I'm keeping MY subscription.