Today is a special edition of films worth viewing. Please come and fill in the first few rows. As an added incentive those sitting in the front rows will be eligible for a drawing for golden tickets. May I have your attention please. There is ample seating, but remember to engage in safe sitting. Please allow 6 feet separation for safe social distancing.
"We want golden tickets. We want golden tickets! We really want golden tickets!"
My mistake anyone who is sitting at a safe social distance will be so eligible.
May we now begin?
sotto voce grumbling.
Let us begin. What do Charlton Heston, Tim Curry, and Vincent Price have in common?
"Nobody said anything about a quiz"
That's really unfair."
How about Gabrielle Anwar, Angela Lansbury, and Geraldine Chaplin?
"This is really unfair. "Is this going to count for our final grade?"
Try Gene Kelley, Chris O'Donnell, and Michael York?
"We want a hint. We need a hint. If you want us on the hill, we must have a hint!!"
"Yeah, two can play this game."
You have a point. Let me see. These are actors playing the same characters in film adaptations of a classic novel.
"More, I want more!"
Since you insist: Faye Dunaway, Lana Turner, and Rebecca De Mornay.
"Flyspecks, flyspecks, zymurg, when miracles are occurring on Movie Hindsight..."
"This could have been the beginning of a beautiful friendship, zymurg."
Please maintain social distance as you exit. Oh, brave new world that has such creatures in it.
"We're still here, what's the answer?"
"The Three Musketeers" 3 film versions 1948, 1974, and 1993. I didn't include the silent version, nor the 1933 serial which by the way features John Wayne...
"Well, this is ten minutes of my life I'll never get back."
They are all available for free streaming. Richard Lester; he directed the Beatles; this was originally intended for them...
The last line to an empty classroom.
zymurg ponders, I tried. He awaits the verdict with a certain triste enveloping him.