Favorite Lines From A Movie

[BIGMAC]

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

 

[mhshuskies]

My favorite Wayne quote:

"Somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't."

Can you name the movie?

McClintock

 

[mhshuskies]

"Do you like apples?, well I got her number, how do you like those apples?"

 

[mhshuskies]

"...funny how, like I amuse you like a clown?"

 

[mhshuskies]

"The Dude abides"
"You human paraquat"
"it really tied the room together"
"do you have to curse so much?, ...what you talking about"
"...my special lady friend"
"He treats objects like women"
"they're not nazis, they're nihilists"

 

[RockyMTblue2]

One more ... you believe that, right? Woke up thinking how could I forget this one?

"I'm cooperating here...."




And it's a beautiful day...."

 

[mhshuskies]

"well I tell ya, I'm going to get drunk, then I'm going to take a bath and find me a...., then I'm going to get drunk again"

 

[mhshuskies]

"How about a roll in the hay,...roll,roll"

 

[Scud49]

Jesse Ventura, the movie Predator - "I Ain't Got time to Bleed"

 

[mhshuskies]

"you'd do it for Randolph Scott"

 

[mhshuskies]

How about the greatest movie misquote: "play it again Sam"

 

[RockyMTblue2]

"...funny how, like I amuse you like a clown?"

Joe Pesci, Goodfellas right? How many bullets did he fire at the kid?

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Good one but I believe that there is no "a" in that quote. I'd go with Colonel Jessup:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!​

Oh, so now it's favorite soliloquys we are working on! I prefer..."Truth, you can't handle the truth." But that is a quibble.

 

[CtQuip]

My favorite Wayne quote:

"Somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't."

Can you name the movie?

McClintock

 

[RockyMTblue2]

"If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing car."

Another good line that is impossible to quote accurately comes out of Quentin Tarantino's mouth inquiry about whether a certain sign is on his lawn.

And: "What's with the stud in your tongue?"

 

[RockyMTblue2]

"Do you feel lucky punk." I think 2 of the most often used lines from a movie. Great choice.

 

[chj001]

Paul Dooley: "RE-FUND . . . . RE-FUND"

Steve Martin: "I don't believe in tipping . . . I believe in overtipping!"

Steve Martin to Carol Kane (from the same movie): "You could melt all this stuff."

 

[RockyMTblue2]

"well I tell ya, I'm going to get drunk, then I'm going to take a bath and find me a...., then I'm going to get drunk again"

Wilie Nelson in Rhinestone Cowboy? I think that is wrong ...Willey didn't take baths. Wrong century?

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Paul Dooley: "RE-FUND . . . . RE-FUND"

Steve Martin: "I don't believe in tipping . . . I believe in overtipping!"

Steve Martin to Carol Kane (from the same movie): "You could melt all this stuff."

My Blue Heaven.

 

[CL82]

Oh, so now it's favorite soliloquys we are working on! I prefer..."Truth, you can't handle the truth." But that is a quibble.

Shaaad up...

Yeah, it felt a little long for the purposes of this thread but it's still a quote.

 

[chj001]

Yes, for Lines 2 and 3. What about Line 1?

 

[meyers7]

"The Dude abides"
"You human paraquat"
"it really tied the room together"
"do you have to curse so much?, ...what you talking about"
"...my special lady friend"
"He treats objects like women"
"they're not nazis, they're nihilists"

"Nobody #%@s with the Jesus"
"Shut the @#$% up Donny"

 

[AngeLynn]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

 

[meyers7]

From a rather sophomoric movie.. Real Genius, but funny I thought.


Mitch: So, if there is anything that I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Mitch: Not right now.

Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.

 

[meyers7]

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. (Jessica from Roger Rabbit)

I'm walking here, I'm walking here. (from Midnight Cowboy)

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. (from The Help) I use this one quite often.