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JC and KO go without saying.

I'd invite Izzo, because he IS a good coach and pretty smart, plus I'd get to see him squirm sitting next to KO all night, knowing full well he was looking at a guy who just got started and has his number. It would be like inviting Jim O'Brian to sit with JC back in the day when we owned BC.
 
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Bob Huggins, only because he has good taste in food and would likely bring something palatable.
 
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I'm no dook fan but Coach K is no fluke and outranks those that guy listed. In a weird way I think he could get loose at the table.

Anyway JC is a must if you don't want to fall asleep at the table. Geno if you want to laugh while eating. Billy D. has a lot of bball wisdom in his short body and won't eat a lot (more for me), Ollie for eye-popping quips and Raff comes with booze.

That's my table. Coach K can participate sitting at the kiddie table, but certainly invited.
 

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I'd invite the current coaching staff + Howie , George and Warde. The menu would be Irish/ Soul food. Miraculously no less than four strippers would appear and I'd have nothing to do with it. The next day I'd be informed that I have life long , season tickets ( reg . Season & tourney ). Dream big gentlemen.
 
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The fun part about this article was you could invite "dead" people.... Are they going to dig them up for dinner? ;)

For the "dead" people, I'd invite...
Rick Majerus - He was always funny to listen to. A great basketball mind. Always off the cuff, never knew what he'd say. Similar to Barkley. But he wasn't a "Big Gay Guy"... LOL
Al McQuire - He always had a funny story to tell. I could probably listen to him all night & not need to speak a word. He was always happy & entertaining...

Not "quite dead yet" people, I'd invite...
Louie Carnasecca - He was another great story teller. He liked everyone. He was always happy too. You'd want him to be your very own grandfather! And those sweaters!
Jerry Tarkanian - He'd be fun too, just to figure him out. He reminded me of George the Animal Steele! Chewing towels/eating turnbuckles. Almost chapwilwau72'esque...

Senior Statesmen, I'd invite...
Jim Calhoun - Again great stories, off the cuff. As honest as you can get. Living legend. So much you can say about him.
John Thompson - When he spoke, people listened. Almost the Gentle Giant.

Today's spokesmen, I'd invite Ollie...
Kevin Ollie - His quotes are great & he's always thinking beyond what you're thinking. Up & comer. Great person.
Tom Izzo - Doesn't get enough respect. Seems like a really nice guy.
Jay Bilas - Not a coach, but obviously thinks & speaks up when things are not right. Another good guy.

Who I would NEVER invite...
Calamari - I hate used car salesmen. Doesn't shut the "F" up. Will say anything to sell you. Bad morals.
Bobby Knight - Arrogant "A", pompous "B" & rage-aholic... Hell, he shot his friend & kicked his own son during a game!
 
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Not Pitino. I wouldn't want to be brought up in the lawsuit after he bangs the waitress.

Ollie-No doubt.

Calhoun-Get a few drinks in him and then ask his opinion of zone defense and the break up of the old Big East...which brings me to...

Boeheim-only so JC can flash his rings over and over again in JB's direction while he is eviscerated by the legend.

Raftery-I need someone to lighten the mood after JB has been choked out by Calhoun.
 

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The fun part about this article was you could invite "dead" people.... Are they going to dig them up for dinner? ;)

For the "dead" people, I'd invite...
Rick Majerus - He was always funny to listen to. A great basketball mind. Always off the cuff, never knew what he'd say. Similar to Barkley. But he wasn't a "Big Gay Guy"... LOL
Al McQuire - He always had a funny story to tell. I could probably listen to him all night & not need to speak a word. He was always happy & entertaining...

Not "quite dead yet" people, I'd invite...
Louie Carnasecca - He was another great story teller. He liked everyone. He was always happy too. You'd want him to be your very own grandfather! And those sweaters!
Jerry Tarkanian - He'd be fun too, just to figure him out. He reminded me of George the Animal Steele! Chewing towels/eating turnbuckles. Almost chapwilwau72'esque...

Senior Statesmen, I'd invite...
Jim Calhoun - Again great stories, off the cuff. As honest as you can get. Living legend. So much you can say about him.
John Thompson - When he spoke, people listened. Almost the Gentle Giant.

Today's spokesmen, I'd invite Ollie...
Kevin Ollie - His quotes are great & he's always thinking beyond what you're thinking. Up & comer. Great person.
Tom Izzo - Doesn't get enough respect. Seems like a really nice guy.
Jay Bilas - Not a coach, but obviously thinks & speaks up when things are not right. Another good guy.

Who I would NEVER invite...
Calamari - I hate used car salesmen. Doesn't shut the "F" up. Will say anything to sell you. Bad morals.
Bobby Knight - Arrogant "A", pompous "B" & rage-aholic... Hell, he shot his friend & kicked his own son during a game!


Well, I learned something today. I thought Carnesseca and Tark were both dead already.
 
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Back in 1976 I had the honor to meet Dee Rowe and have a very brief conversation. Very interesting guy and would be on the top of my list.
 

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Calhoun - because
Raff - funny as hell and always closes the bar down
Tark - want to hear about the running rebels days (most mythical teams from my era)
Valvano - genuine; gets me fired up
 
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