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RichZ

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The culmination of his life's work, right there. The 100% incomprehensible stringing together of unrelated words and letter combinations. Chap has perfected his craft. He can retire now.
 
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Enough already. This is going to be a long summer.
 

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Kind of want to run this through Google translate and have it "detect language," but I don't want to break the entire internet.
 
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This is just getting ridiculous

Any way to limit this guy's blessing us with his.... whatever he's intending to accomplish with these threads.... to like once a week? It might actually force/encourage him to really think through what he wants to say. He's essentially one tiny step above written diarrhea right now.
 
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This is just getting ridiculous

Any way to limit this guy's blessing us with his.... whatever he's intending to accomplish with these threads.... to like once a week? It might actually force/encourage him to really think through what he wants to say. He's essentially one tiny step above written diarrhea right now.
it's like a car crash. You see a thread started by him and you just have to look no matter how gruesome
 

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This is just getting ridiculous

Any way to limit this guy's blessing us with his.... whatever he's intending to accomplish with these threads.... to like once a week? It might actually force/encourage him to really think through what he wants to say. He's essentially one tiny step above written diarrhea right now.

Yes, you can put him on ignore.
 

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I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to my hut. But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

But Jimmy has fancy plans and pants to match!
 

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I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to my hut. But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

But Jimmy has fancy plans and pants to match!

But you punctuate!
 
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whats more fun than a coach type like selfee or kraaaper or kaliferrous or izwhat screaming & stomping at ref to get a to b/f 1st tv to to attempt to stop a quick hitting husky encirclement/juggler lurch when they know it really will not matter
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whats more fun than a coach type like selfee or kraaaper or kaliferrous or izwhat screaming & stomping at ref to get a to b/f 1st tv to to attempt to stop a quick hitting husky encirclement/juggler lurch when they know it really will not matter

I figured this one out. I got you guys.

"What is more fun than watching a coach like Bill Self, Mike Krzyzewski, John Calipari, or Tom Izzo screaming and stomping towards the ref in order to call a timeout, even before the first official TV timeout, in order to attempt to stop a quick-hitting UConn Huskies jugular attack, despite knowing that it will not matter."
 
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I figured this one out. I got you guys.

"What is more fun than watching a coach like Bill Self, Mike Krzyzewski, John Calipari, or Tom Izzo screaming and stomping towards the ref in order to call a timeout, even before the first official TV timeout, in order to attempt to stop a quick-hitting UConn Huskies jugular attack, despite knowing that it will not matter."
I think you got it!
 

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I figured this one out. I got you guys.

"What is more fun than watching a coach like Bill Self, Mike Krzyzewski, John Calipari, or Tom Izzo screaming and stomping towards the ref in order to call a timeout, even before the first official TV timeout, in order to attempt to stop a quick-hitting UConn Huskies jugular attack, despite knowing that it will not matter."
You're a wizard Harry
 
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I figured this one out. I got you guys.

"What is more fun than watching a coach like Bill Self, Mike Krzyzewski, John Calipari, or Tom Izzo screaming and stomping towards the ref in order to call a timeout, even before the first official TV timeout, in order to attempt to stop a quick-hitting UConn Huskies jugular attack, despite knowing that it will not matter."
Solving this riddle doesn't concern you?

Anyway, care to be his official translator in the future?
 

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Fishy said:
I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to my hut. But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no! I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans and pants to match!

You from Tokyo? That's a super terrific A-1 post.
 

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I actually look forward to these posts. Not sure what that means about says about me.

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This one was easy, although if I can be critical ,the least poetic of his efforts.
C+. Although the image of frenetic red faced coaches desperate,but hopeless is kind of cool.
The previous post ,when understood by Huskie fans who actually saw the 90 team play was an excellent effort. This guy has some serious powers of observation.
At least he got grumpy old man ,Fishy to parody him ,in his best posts in a long time. I haven't laughed that much on the BY in years.
What else do we have in the off season.
 

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I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business come to my hut. But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

But Jimmy has fancy plans and pants to match!

nefarious hand signal but what of the other hand nuff said
 
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