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storrsroars

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Two threads on this nonsense?

If you want to laugh, I was just listening to Gilbert Gottfried in the car on Sirius.

A Polish kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Guess what? The teacher asked a question today and I was the only one in the class who could answer it!"

Mom says, 'That's fantastic! I'm so proud of you! What was the question?"

"Who farted?"
 
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Two threads on this nonsense?

If you want to laugh, I was just listening to Gilbert Gottfried in the car on Sirius.

A Polish kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Guess what? The teacher asked a question today and I was the only one in the class who could answer it!"

Mom says, 'That's fantastic! I'm so proud of you! What was the question?"

"Who farted?"
Virginia!
 
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Yeah i saw this. After reading it i was filled with a jealous rage the likes ive never felt. Ive been supporting a mediocre program and have switched my allegiance to a far superior program in Virginia. Not sure wth ive been thinking supporting this second rate Uconn program. :rolleyes:
 

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This is like when that Marquette writer said they had a better season than UConn in 2023. Copium is a national epidemic
 

CL82

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It's always better to be the program that other teams compare themselves to, rather than to be one of the pack doing the comparing.
 

temery

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Two threads on this nonsense?

If you want to laugh, I was just listening to Gilbert Gottfried in the car on Sirius.

A Polish kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Guess what? The teacher asked a question today and I was the only one in the class who could answer it!"

Mom says, 'That's fantastic! I'm so proud of you! What was the question?"

"Who farted?"


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow an entire human being because, even though the whale was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

"But the whale swallowed Jonah," the little girl insisted.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. It was physically impossible, she said.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
 
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Virgina killed us in the preseason secret scrimmage according to Hurley. So they are obviously better than us and had better seasons.
 
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Two threads on this nonsense?

If you want to laugh, I was just listening to Gilbert Gottfried in the car on Sirius.

A Polish kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Guess what? The teacher asked a question today and I was the only one in the class who could answer it!"

Mom says, 'That's fantastic! I'm so proud of you! What was the question?"

"Who farted?"
Off season. You know what happens.
 
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Virgina killed us in the preseason secret scrimmage according to Hurley. So they are obviously better than us and had better seasons.
Just like the college all stars beat the 92 dream team or so they say.
 

willie99

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Virginia's title run was the most fortuitous run in NCAAB history. Got the whistle and a nail biting win in multiple, I mean nearly every game.

Guess what, they won the national championship

And they're not even on our radar. They're around the Cuse level of accomplishments.

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serious joe pesci GIF
 
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Virgina killed us in the preseason secret scrimmage according to Hurley. So they are obviously better than us and had better seasons.
If you take this from Hurley at face value, yes it’s something to react to.

Knowing how Hurley is, this probably means we won by 20, shot 55% from the field, but had turnovers, missed FTs and the rebound battle was close.
 
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Using this logic, wouldn't that make Purdue the team of this decade?
Sorry, I know I'm being a little loose with the word logic.
 

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Rooted for UVA when Dave Leitao was there but that’s about it. I was hoping he would have been Calhoun’s successor when the time came.
 

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