I think we can counter with the George Springer and Mo'ne Davis Sports Illustrated covers from this summer. One of them went here, and the other dreams of coming here. We can maybe invite Mo'ne in to give a sales pitch, during her pre-recruitable student-athlete time while she is pitching Chevys. Just to tick the NCAA off a little more.
Throw in the Bazz cover and we can tell Diamond that there is a 3 in 51 chance of being on the cover of SI if he's affiliated with UConn (gotta take the swimsuit cover out of the equation).
And if it comes to it, we can even bring in Connecticut native and former LLWS Champion Chris Drury, who also won a Stanley Cup. That would cover TWO sports he probably doesn't care about!