Describe Your Favorite Movies To Be As Boring As Possible

[HuskyHawk]

Wasn't Sean's mum alive, tho?

I guess when they got to the Winchester, yes.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Two nerds meet a guy named Paul in the Nevada desert.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Several knights search for a cup. They don't have horses.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Corn farmer builds a baseball field. People come.

 

[Palatine]

A facist government fails to finsh building their space station.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

A facist government fails to finsh building their space station.

Twice

 

[nwhoopfan]

Several knights search for a cup. They don't have horses.

But do they have two halves of a coconut shell? Or is that a different movie?

 

[HuskyHawk]

But do they have two halves of a coconut shell? Or is that a different movie?

And they are banging them together. They may or my not smell of elderberries.

 

[storrsroars]

Life experiences of a below average college student leads to his becoming a US Senator.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

A big guy and a smaller guy who has a bad hand are in an office. The big guy is asking questions, and in response, the guy with the bad hand reads random things off a bulletin board behind the big guy. At the end, the guy with the bad hand leaves and you find out his name.

 

[Waquoit]

Navy vet coaches an Indiana HS basketball team.

Always the Navy with you

 

[ZooCougar]

A cop kills a bank robber and they hold hands.

 

[wheelerdog]

Army veteran takes over family olive oil business

 

[Husky25]

Army veteran takes over family olive oil business

Marine, and it's was done above (#16) .

 

[Waquoit]

My dinner with Andre.

 

[Mr. French]

poor family helps student make his college decision.

 

[rd7926]

Dude in leather jacket teams up with ex girlfriend to find a box of sand in middle of desert.

Prequel: Dude in leather jacket teams up refugee and lousy lounge singer to find 3 rocks in middle of India.

Sequel: Dude in leather jacket teams up with his senile dad in hopes of getting a drink of water from an old wooden cup.

 

[ZooCougar]

Guy takes a long boat ride in Vietnam and kills a fat man.

 

[John]

Poor guy hooks up with rich girl on a boat. The boat sinks.

 

[CL82]

Army vet gets arrested for vagrancy. Ends up going to prison.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Dude in leather jacket teams up with ex girlfriend to find a box of sand in middle of desert.

Nothing he does has any impact on the story at all. He is effectively a narrator.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Guy takes a long boat ride in Vietnam and kills a fat man.

Along the way he stops on a beach that smells.

 

[August_West]

Two republicans herd animals in remote mountains and sleep in a tent together.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Army veteran takes over family olive oil business

Sequel:

Jump back and forth across 40 years between father that does not talk much, and son that does not talk much. The son has a brother with elaborate superstitions about catching fish. It doesn't work out for him.

 

[storrsroars]

Two hours of Christ getting beaten and abased.

(actually, that is the entire plot).

 

[Chin Diesel]

A bouncer works at a bar.

 

[storrsroars]

all swayze films can be done in 5 words or fewer.

 

[Husky25]

New radio DJ signs on at 0600 hours.

 

[storrsroars]

Girl who lives in Tornado Alley has a vivid dream but wakes up in same dreary landscape.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Actor best known for selling Chryslers plays a pissed off old guy stuck on a desert planet.