Describe Your Favorite Movies To Be As Boring As Possible

[HuskyHawk]

Three guys go fishing in a boat that isn't big enough.

 

[HuskyHawk]

His parents dead, Shaun, Liz and Ed go to the pub.

 

[CL82]

A guy owns a bar and one day his ex-girlfriend shows up. They don't get together, so the guy goes ends up leaving with his friend.

 

[CL82]

Two marines beat up a guy. They get a dishonorable discharge.

 

[CL82]

A famer gets an odd job to make ends meet. He ends up owning a dry goods shop.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Teenager works at a golf course. One of the members is a judge and another one is a minister.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Bald fat guy is hiding in a jungle. Another guy takes a boat up a river to go see the first guy.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

A woman wants to be in the FBI. She goes to see a psychiatrist. They talk about sheep.

 

[storrsroars]

Cop goes to a Christmas party, ends up making friends with another cop who likes Twinkies.

 

[storrsroars]

Grandpa reads his grandson a story. Promises to come back the next day and read it again.

 

[Chin Diesel]

A bunch of corrections officers work at a jail where they execute prisoners.

 

[Dove]

A black guy and a white guy have serious issues with each other on a submarine. But they both hate Russians so it's okay.

 

[Dove]

A dude walks into a bar...and just, is nice to people.

 

[Husky25]

Aging black cop gets partnered with a recently widowed white cop who knows martial arts.

 

[Husky25]

Piano player returns to childhood hometown. Hangs out with high-school buddies and befriends a neighbor.

 

[Husky25]

WWII Marine veteran takes over the Family business.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Boston kid is good at math, which he spends a lot of time doing with a German guy. Sometimes he sits by a river and talks about books with a teacher from a community college.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Three teenagers spend a day in Chicago. None of them have sex.

 

[Husky25]

Boxer runs up a mountain in Siberia at Christmas time.

 

[Husky25]

Teenager meets his parents as teenagers.

 

[Husky25]

Writer gets lost in a Colorado hedge maze.

 

[Husky25]

Moisture farmer turns out to be a fair pilot.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Navy vet coaches an Indiana HS basketball team.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

Navy vet coaches an Indiana HS basketball team.

Navy vet coaches an Indiana HS basketball team. Has no chemistry with his boss. They kiss anyway. It is unpleasant.

 

[Dove]

His parents dead, Shaun, Liz and Ed go to the pub.

Wasn't Sean's mum alive, tho?