Depaul haiku

[RichZ]

Twenty-one point edge?
No Bouk and they are home now .
Maybe just eighteen.

 

[Vancat]

Where is everyone?
Come on, let's get this going!
Beat multiple Pauls!

 

[XLCenterFan]

Just took Monday off.
My sports "weekend" continues.
UConn game tonight!

R.I.P. to Dee.
A UConn legend for sure.
I'm too young to know.

CBS ranked us.
We are now at twenty-two.
Man, it's been awhile!

 

[TerryBoyz]

UConn basketball
It’s been a good distraction
Everything else sucks.

 

[drayenob]

Bouknight is out but
Along came Polley-Whaley
The Demons are toast

 

[AuRevoirAAC]

Right next to “UConn”
I want a pretty ranking.
Rank the hot sauce boys.

 

[hansonel-amin]

In top twenty-five
Lighting up DePaul tonight
Three for three road trip

 

[TerryBoyz]

do rankings matter?
Some say I don’t care at all
Just keep winning games

 

[Waquoit]

Mid-west swing comes to
A close with third straight road win.
Top 10 now in sight

 

[QuickDraw]

win the game today
wins on the road now the norm
blue demons we scorn

 

[Son of Robert]

Ranked again, yeeha
we deserve it, playing well
we're still on the rise

Roster still filling
super, to have Akok back
block party tonight

 

[HuskyHawk]

Who steps up today?
rising to the occasion
leads to victory

 

[8893]

Deep dish still no good
Even Windy City
Huskies, apizza rule

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I tutor 'til 6,
The home to myself 'til 8:
Sounds perfect to me.

 

[OkaForPrez]

B. Adams pronounced
as Bad-Ems is my favorite
of husky nicknames.

 

[Get a Job]

Pauly Paulicap
Plays basketball for DePaul
That's some funny stuff

 

[awfuldan]

Three road wins would be
As many as all last year
Off to a good start

 

[Dove]

Along comes Polley
Making up for Bouk burning.
Please don't touch your face.

 

[Apollo]

A trip to DePaul
Exorcise the (blue) demons
Of past years road woes

 

[ClifSpliffy]

dee-pall? meh, dee-pew.
what's that smell? we rank, they stank.
our machine grinds on.

 

[Jorgensen]

“Of the Paul” they claim.
Who is this Paul anyway?
I care not for Paul.

 

[Vancat]

"...I buried DePaul..."
Go ahead, play it backwards
Sorry. Yes, we're old.

 

[wheelerdog]

Polley hitting threes
Whaley a surprise no more
I like our chances

 

[Kolumbo]

Cleaned house at Gampel
Scene of next exorcism
Wintrust Arena 😟

 

[Jorgensen]

“Of the Paul” they claim.
Who is this Paul anyway?
I care not about this Paul.

I failed my last line.
My apologies for this.
“I care not FOR Paul.”

 

[8893]

I failed my last line.
My apologies for this.
“I care not FOR Paul.”

That is why we have
The edit function, i.e.,
To fix our mistakes

 

[bendm]

ranked for the first time,
in a long 51 months,
dont lose the next game.

 

[UCLJ0211]

No Bouk, no problem
Too much depth and tough defense
Leads to a vic’try 😉

 

[mussels]

Huskies on the road
windy tonight in Chi town
dogs win in blow out

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Deep dish still no good
Even in Windy City
Huskies, apizza rule

I see what you did
Line three is designed to fool
Deep dish pizza fans

“Of the Paul” they claim.
Who is this Paul anyway?
I care not about this Paul

So many Likes from you
But please change line 3: needs 5
And thanks in advance

Your re-write is fine
But Edit the first one for
Maximum mojo

ranked for the first time,
in 4 years and 3 months,
dont lose the next game.

Edit line 2 please
Extra syllable helps team
One game at a time

I tutor 'til 6,
The home to myself 'til 8:
Sounds perfect to me.

Your count is correct
Can you Edit "The" to "Then"
At start of line 2?

Or did you mean "The"?
It could actually work
In which case it's fine

6pm game time
My hands will be freshly cleaned
I won't touch my face

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