Creighton Game Day Haiku Thread

[RuffRuff]

There once was a day
Where that was a painful truth.
Those days are gone, though

One, Two PhD's,
Leading the Blue Jay hoopsters,
Happens when they leave?

 

[BlueJayFan]

We have Pop and Fred.
Full year Fedor, Jackson too.
Neal back with rule change.

 

[BlueJayFan]

Consider this one…
Number of opening night
Garden games played? One!

That’s consistency.
We’re not mid major at all,
We are fully grown.

 

[ConnecticutBB]

Happiness for me will be UCONN having just one more point than Creighton has when the buzzer goes off.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

F it, it’s time for
What this team really needed!
It’s cocaine bear time!

 

[RuffRuff]

Happiness for me will be UCONN having just one more point than Creighton has when the buzzer goes off.

First time haiku man
Get your sh@t together now
Maffia coming

 

[6in25]

I’m not sure what’s worse
All the BJ boy postings
Or non-haiku post

 

[jayteeman]

Need to overturn
Turnovers and invest in
Making more three throws

 

[storrsroars]

I’m not sure what’s worse
All the BJ boy postings
Or non-haiku post

It's the non-haiku.
We welcome opponents who
Can five-seven-five

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Esteemed Doctor Hoop
Linguistics is not your field?
Isn't first line six?

Sure I’m not the first
To have taken a word that
Sometimes can be two

Syllables, or can
Be sounded as three, and some
Will find an error

But to be honest
I think you caught my mistake
Too late to change it

So this long Haiku
Epic po-em will have to
Suffice for mojo.

 

[DALTX]

Unranked Huskies and
Danny go to Nebraska
To shock Omaha

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Happiness for me will be UCONN having just one more point than Creighton has when the buzzer goes off.

Wait, what, huh, what's this?
It certainly ain't haiku
Better next time, please

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Sure I’m not the first
To have taken a word that
Sometimes can be two

Syllables, or can
Be sounded as three, and some
Will find an error

But to be honest
I think you caught my mistake
Too late to change it

So this long Haiku
Epic po-em will have to
Suffice for mojo.

This and BJFan
Provided necessary
mojo boost this time

 

[BlueJayFan]

Congrats on the win.
No more monkey on your back
Probably feels good.