Creighton Game Day Haiku Thread

[RuffRuff]

There once was a day
Where that was a painful truth.
Those days are gone, though

One, Two PhD's,
Leading the Blue Jay hoopsters,
Happens when they leave?

 

[BlueJayFan]

We have Pop and Fred.
Full year Fedor, Jackson too.
Neal back with rule change.

 

[BlueJayFan]

Consider this one…
Number of opening night
Garden games played? One!

That’s consistency.
We’re not mid major at all,
We are fully grown.

 

[ConnecticutBB]

Happiness for me will be UCONN having just one more point than Creighton has when the buzzer goes off.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

F it, it’s time for
What this team really needed!
It’s cocaine bear time!

 

[RuffRuff]

Happiness for me will be UCONN having just one more point than Creighton has when the buzzer goes off.

First time haiku man
Get your sh@t together now
Maffia coming

 

[6in25]

I’m not sure what’s worse
All the BJ boy postings
Or non-haiku post

 

[jayteeman]

Need to overturn
Turnovers and invest in
Making more three throws

 

[storrsroars]

I’m not sure what’s worse
All the BJ boy postings
Or non-haiku post

It's the non-haiku.
We welcome opponents who
Can five-seven-five

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Esteemed Doctor Hoop
Linguistics is not your field?
Isn't first line six?

Sure I’m not the first
To have taken a word that
Sometimes can be two

Syllables, or can
Be sounded as three, and some
Will find an error

But to be honest
I think you caught my mistake
Too late to change it

So this long Haiku
Epic po-em will have to
Suffice for mojo.

 

[DALTX]

Unranked Huskies and
Danny go to Nebraska
To shock Omaha